std-infested

An ex boyfriend whom continuously cheated on you and ALWAYS ended up with STD's. A person destined to contact HIV/AIDS. A person you trusted whole heartedly.

My ex is std-infested. I hope he ends up alone and feeling as lonely as he made me feel while we were together.

by apples01 November 11, 2013

STD

an STD is when you pour maple syrup all over an albino moth and CARRY IT AROUND SO PEOPLE CAN SEE

omg dude did he has a STD

by sexysawyer April 30, 2020

STDs

STDs: Suck that dick syndrome.

S- Suck
T- That
D- Dick
s- syndrome

Clarissa: Omg did you know she has STDs?

Alex: OMG! She's been sucking dick?!

by janetheevirgin November 7, 2021

STD

Save the Dates (STD), suitable when sending someone an invitation of your birthday party or wedding.
Say it all around and people will give you that stare.

Boyle: Hey,these are the STDs.
Jake:What you talking about, buddy?
Boyle: STDs. Save the dates. The dates for my wedding

by RandomSenpai99 June 16, 2018

STD

A gift from your girlfriend.

Mom! I finally get STD!

by Alan_Garner June 16, 2023

C-STD

Chap-Stick Transmitted Disease. When diseases or infections are transferred through promiscuous use of chap-stick.

"Beth used my chap-stick the other day and now I've got a wicked cold sore. I hope she didn't give me a C-STD"

by Thrash Zoo May 1, 2009

Somolia STD special

you have to find a girl with syphilis and you can either fuck her pussy or her butt hole, you use a mayo gun to constantly squirt mayo into the hole you didn't choose until it starts to get too full it leaks out. Scoop the nut out of the hole and the mayo out of the either one and you pour the liquid into her mouth and get a electric mixer and mix it up. Once it is finished, you serve it to her child and repeat the same process to her child.

i gave that somolia STD special to that single mother and her child last night it was amazing!

by seachips May 6, 2025