Fuck you stare

The look you give someone when they insult you but you can't respond through words.

Dude, that guy must have really insulted the cashier because that's a fuck you stare if I've ever seen one!

by Sandwich McFritos May 28, 2020

Submarine Stare Down

When you take a massive shit shaped like a submarine. It's so big that you invite anyone in the area to take a look.

"Hey Honey, come quick, I've got a Submarine Stare Down for you to check out in the toilet bowl."

by willie weewee September 9, 2019

planet earth stare

1) The look someone has when they are completely amazed, in disbelief of, or captivated by something that it causes their eyes to open as wide as possible and their jaw to drop ever so slightly. Occurs quite frequently when watching the Discovery Channel series "Planet Earth"

2) A look of pure wonderment and amazement like when a small child sees a magic trick.

Jack: is Leighton okay? He's been watching the fire place for 45 minutes..

Andrew: yeah dude, he's fine. Hes just doing his planet earth stare. He just can't believe what he's seeing.

by Wilt_Chamberlain April 4, 2011

Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

by lukebellend June 16, 2011

F5 yard stare

The act of staring into ones computer screen for hours or even days on end. In a tunnel vision.

Oh no. Guys check it out. Dave´s got that F5 yard stare going again. Doing that facebook F5 loop.

by Heimir Han January 23, 2009

hot bitch stare

The look a girl gives you when you piss her off. The girl giving the look does not necessarily need to be a hot bitch but she can be.

Guy: You've been giving me these weird looks.
Me: No, that's just my hot bitch stare.
Guy: Your what?
Me: *hot bitch stare*

Me: She wouldn't stop talking about her cat until I gave her my hot bitch stare.

by unicornsandnarwhals January 6, 2012

Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

by lukebellend December 11, 2011