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Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone (Born Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone; July 6, 1946) is John Rambo.

He's also Rocky Balboa.

Fun facts about Stallone:

-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.

-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020
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[bathroom stalling]

The act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.Done so you dont look like an idiot in public,but an idiot in private.
God my sister took forever!
I was bathroom stalling for like 45 minutes,i was bored out of my ass.
by Davion Williams February 24, 2009
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stallionaire

Guy 1: Yo man, the Stallionaires are tight?

Guy 2: The fake ass gangsta and the gay cowboy?

Guy 1: Yeah, they're tight!

Guy 2: They hang around a jew with a blackcent.

Guy 1: Yeah, he's awesome!

Guy 2: Nigga, you gay.
by GoobNasty October 6, 2008
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Stallionality

In the mood to hop on that like a stallion. Horny, and inspired for sexual activities.
Dude, this chick is bringing out my stallionality!!!
by The SC Cossack January 20, 2011
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Stallone It

Looking something up because of how impossible or absurd it sounds.
The name comes from the Sylvester Stallone story of how he sold his dog for $150 in desperation, because he was flat broke and needed funds to pursue getting his Rocky screen play purchased and getting the lead role in the movie. After he got the script sold, he re-purchased the dog from the guy he sold it to for $15,000 and had to cast the guy in Rocky as part of the deal.

So the story goes...

Is it true? Stallone it to find out
by Burney Crew September 7, 2012
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Bearded Stallone

When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag
"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"
by Wife Training & Future Pat April 14, 2009
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rap scallion

(n) can be used to replace almost all nouns with a negative connotation.
eh! u rap scallion, dont touch my school of possums!
by p.$chmitz November 12, 2003
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