spoon

To drink pussy juice with a spoon. Typically from a ugly woman.

Frank is such a spooner, he spoons Sherry every night while Chip and Ernst watch.

by PD July 13, 2003

tactical spoon

Tactical spooning is the militarised version of the civillian term spoon or spooning;

When applied to the military, the act of tactical spooning is not a romantic exchange, but rather an act of survival and the desire to stay warm in harsh environmental conditions. This protective posture can be utilised in either the sitting or laying position.

Soldier 1: Man it's so cold...my teeth are chattering and my hands are starting to freeze....dude, we have to tactical spoon.

Soldier 2: Okay.

by Cfn. Collins May 10, 2005

spoon poon

Having sex with a female who had only planned on spooning with you.

Sometimes the result of friends of the opposite sex getting drunk together and wanting to fuck something before bed.

"I started off passing out next to Ashley, yada, yada, I got me some spoon poon."

by Jazzual August 25, 2011

toe spoon

A brilliant Austrian innovation which significantly improves upon the function of the toe knife. The toe spoon completely eliminates any risk of self-injury during the cleaning of scum out of one's toes.

Frank used to swear by his toe knife, but ever since he met Alexi, he has always cleaned the scum out with a toe spoon.

by Solo Amadeus December 01, 2021

silver spoon

To be spoiled. Have many luxuries without earning them on their own. Usually by one's parents.

"That kid has been fed with a silver spoon his whole life...his dad buys him a new car every year!"

by poor kid April 24, 2005

Joji Spoon

“Joji spoon” originated by maxmoefoe after George Miller aka “joji” was being cancelled for being filthy frank. The term “joji spoon“ means...Idk🤷 ♂️

K-pop Stan: “OMG joji was filthy frank and made a mean song about Ariana Grande #jojiisoverparty”

Maxmoefoe: joji spoon

Twomad: joji spoon

Anything4views: joji spoon

by BigChokolate September 22, 2020

Spoon Pic

A picture which contains a spoon being held by the person in question or somewhere in the frame. It is used to authenticate a poster's unproven claims. The randomness of the spoon makes the picture less likely to have been copied from somewhere else. Originated on the Misc section of bodybuilding.com.

FitGurlXOX: "Why don't you guys believe I'm a real female? I just posted a pic of me showing off my ample cleavage."

Miscer: "How about you post a pic with a spoon tucked between that ample cleavage."

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BigGunz: "I'm 6'5", weigh 300lbs of solid ripped muscle, I own a Ferrari and I'm a model"

Miscer: "Spoon Pic"

by danmk March 23, 2010