Soggy Cactus

When a man usually between the ages of 20-35 takes a house hold cactus and inserts it in a woman's vagina.

"I just gave my girlfriend a soggy cactus for her birthday, she's going to be picking out needles for weeks."

by taboothejerkface July 26, 2012

Soggy Cornflake

Like a soggy cornflake that flops around in your cereal bowl the term is used to describe someone unenthusiastic, negative and passive.

Me: Hey you want to rage tonight?

Friend: Nah, i dont see the point in getting drunk

Me: Stop being such a soggy cornflake and take a shot

by KaliDinosaur December 21, 2012

Soggy hot dog

N.-

A wet penis, soaked with ejaculate or lube, between two butt cheeks, male or female.

N.-

A bedraggled penis

Officer Julian relieved Officer Joe of his duties after giving him a soggy hot dog.

by xzero1500 September 4, 2014

soggy trousers

The act of ejaculating in your pants and not being able to change them for a long period of time.

The security guard at the San Diego Chargers game sure did have soggy trousers for the remainder of the game.

by z STEVEN z December 22, 2016

sogga humor

Consists of really offensive jokes and usage of slurs, mocking of other users that act not normal and unbased

PERSON A: hi
PERSON B: kys
PERSON A: Wow, you have the sogga humor!
PERSON B: you arent funny lol

by Absmanxdd March 14, 2022

soggy biscuit

what swedish people eat on christmas

soggy biscuits r so gud

by Cooper Mcdonald April 4, 2016

Soggy Weiner

To Give a man a Blow jay while he is very soft :D

RANDY: yo broseph i just got THE best Soggy Weiner from my GF
IT WAS GREAT

Homo:Doubt it

by HONDO! March 27, 2009