Smurf Bite

To pinch someone in the fatty area of the back of the arm. Very painful.

My boyfriend was being a bitch so I gave him a smurf bite and he yelled in pain....as I laughed.

by Lilgem January 5, 2008

smurfed

when you take a rock and slam it down the exhaust hole that is in the top of porta-shitters so that the blue toilet water splashes the unfourtinate occupant in the ass while they are shitting.

man i just smurfed the fuck out of jeff and he's PISESED!!

by imnottellinguwhy January 5, 2011

scurred

see "scared"

<I>"Do your thang, don't be SCURRED. You gonna get served. I got mine; you gon' get yers."</I> -Mystikal "Shake Yo A**"

by monstar1 April 23, 2004

Smurb

Combing the words SOME & HERB sounds like someherb.

Hey Man Got Smurb? Lets Roll A Bleezy!

by Smoov-P August 1, 2009

bottom smurf

A short person who is well known for abusing anus.

Look at Robert, he is a bottom smurf!

by Alan Epton March 31, 2007

Drownin' Smurf

When a chick is givin' you head underwater and you hold her under 'til she turns blue and passes out.

Homegirl said she wouldn't swallow so she got the Drownin' Smurf.

by Williamsburg Poet Society August 2, 2009

Smurf

A Hilarious Substitute for a curse word

Smurf 1: Did you have a good time with smurfette last night?
Smurf 2: right as we got out of the bar she started smurfin me
Smurf 1: get the smurf out! right in the smurf parkin lot?
Smurf 2: smurf yea
Smurf 1: that is freakin smurf
smurf 2 you smurf it

by Sam Wolfand March 28, 2005