by Bad Kitty 401 May 5, 2016
Get the angel smock mug.When your rear feels the need to send a kiss into the world in the form of a fart to which can be loud, silent, wet, deadly, toxic, etc. Thus, the butt smooch.
Hey do you smell that? I'm getting light headed.
Yeah, sorry I butt smooched again.
Dude, go get that checked out.
Yeah, sorry I butt smooched again.
Dude, go get that checked out.
by Tough lips June 3, 2016
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adj. also known as "ass-kisser". A derivative from the yiddish word Tuchus.
A person that "sucks up" to other people or persons in a position of importance or authority ultimately to improve their own standing or advancement. A tukas smoocher has no real marketable skills to speak and uses manipulation of facts and or data, as their primary skill. They are masters of deceit and are not to be trusted under any circumstances.
adj. also known as "ass-kisser". A derivative from the yiddish word Tuchus.
A person that "sucks up" to other people or persons in a position of importance or authority ultimately to improve their own standing or advancement. A tukas smoocher has no real marketable skills to speak and uses manipulation of facts and or data, as their primary skill. They are masters of deceit and are not to be trusted under any circumstances.
joe is finance is a first class tukas smoocher, keep your activity and intent close to the vest around him if you want to accomplish anything around here.
by ParaFrogAZ December 9, 2018
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When the boys take turns locking lips with a designated homie before he gets tested for COVID-19, making this singular test relevant for everyone involved. A great way to save time and valuable tests, while simultaneously providing a great bonding experience for the squad.
Brendan: “man wtf! I just walked in on Taylor and Foshee making out in the basement bathroom”
Evan: “nah don’t trip it’s just corona smooches man. they say it’s a safe and responsible alternative to widespread testing”
Brendan: “I just don’t get why there has to be so much hand play...”
Evan: “nah don’t trip it’s just corona smooches man. they say it’s a safe and responsible alternative to widespread testing”
Brendan: “I just don’t get why there has to be so much hand play...”
by Licklicklickmyasss January 17, 2021
Get the corona smooches mug.Men that like to virtue signal while wearing gay socks. These men are likely closeted homo's that are into trannies and love to give head.
by Bloody Macbeth December 12, 2022
Get the Pickle Smoocher mug.When your girl taking one of them next-morning-taco-bell-and-cheap-margarita shits and you bend her over and start poundin her puss and when her muddy dookie stained booty smacks your stomach area it looks like one of those kiss marks made with red lipstick but it dookie
Brad: Dang Chad I didn't know you guys went out for taco bell and margaritas last night
Chad: oh how did you know? Was it the dookie smoochie on my stomach?
Chad: oh how did you know? Was it the dookie smoochie on my stomach?
by darthdoodoo May 26, 2023
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