shrimp season

When it’s so cold your dick goes small e.g. winter time is shrimp season
“Aye bro you got a small dick
Nah g trust me it’s just shrimp season”
by Kdawggydawgdawg March 14, 2021
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Hickey season

Between months of April through August is when lovers or s/o give each other hickeys to show off in the warm weather
by Matthew seasame April 05, 2020
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Seasonal Athlete

The individuals who show up to the gym between January and March to fulfill New Years Resolutions.
Ryan: Damn Jeff, who are all these freaking people here today? I just want to blast my pecs and get some protein.

Jeff: Those are the seasonal athletes, they will be gone in a few months.

Ryan: lol, what a bunch of tools.
by RoidRage January 02, 2010
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draco season

when people send lyrics of a song from Hunnas on Hunnas and on the part that says “you gon never ever get yo bitch back” the person sending the lyrics sends a picture of someone’s boyfriend or girlfriend cheating on them with the person who sent the lyrics (sorry if this doesn’t make sense 😭).
jake: “draco season-“
sam: “you gotta be joking.”
by mIla_Tron March 27, 2022
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Goblin Season

When you have resorted to completely giving no fucks. Usually involves heavy drug and alcohol consumption along with a destructive and gritty lifestyle. Living in Columbia SC is an example of a place that will have a person in a year long goblin season.
Yo man it seems like John hasn't been himself recently. You know what's up with that?

Yeah man it looks like John has gone Goblin Season on us.
by Doctor Sockalingham June 21, 2022
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Blunt season

Blunt season: when it's cold in south Texas and you smoke blunts w hoodies on
by Tino the goat of 3hunna August 15, 2017
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Send Season

It’s Summer time and you don’t give a single fuck. Nothing but ronas and bitches as far as the eye can see. It’s time to go all out for the boys. It’s SEND SEASON.
“Bro I can’t believe finals are next week
“Don’t stress dude, after that it’s SEND SEASON baby”
by Trap Team May 26, 2019
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