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Russian Cocktail

A mix of heavily alcoholic vodka, semen, and blood, drinken with Soviet pride.
"Waiter, I'd like a Russian Cocktail."

"Drinking this Russian Cocktail would make Putin proud."
by antiari January 6, 2014
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Russian lollipop

Where you stick Skittles in a girls pussy and u try and lick them out
Yo step sis u wana try Russian lollipop
by Geeetar_boi December 1, 2019
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russian gas pedal

While your buddy/enemy lies on the floor on his back, you grab their ankles, lift their legs to the height of your shoulders, and you plunge your foot as deeply into their crotch as possible.
1. (verb) I was taking a nap and my little brother russian gas pedaled me

2. (noun) I was taking a nap and my little brother gave me a russian gas pedal
by Felch Baby December 28, 2007
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Russian Morning

The act of getting up at three in the morning, putting the cereal of your choice in a bowl and pouring vodka and milk in it.
Eating it, and drinking the rest of the vodka, you get dressed drunk off your ass and go to work in the shittiest clothes you have with no coat in cold weather, and you come home after finding out it's Sunday.
Nikolai: Gah, man, I had a Russian Morning today, almost got ran over trying to go to work.
Dmitry: Dude.
It's Sunday at five in the morning.
by QuantumToaster October 8, 2014
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Russell Westbrook

Russell GoatBrook is the dr. j of today with flashy dunks how is he not in a dunk contest
Guy 1: Did you see Russ last night he dropped another triple double!!!
Guy 2 What did you expect now he do what he want. He's Russell Westbrook
by NBA Memesider July 18, 2017
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Russia

A place where the only currency is vodka. Also, they apparently love Trump.
Trump: Hello, homeland!
Russian: Would you like some vodka? How about shot glass for vodka?
Trump: No thanks, I don't drink.
Russian: You dirty American swine! Is our vodka not good enough for you? I kill you!
by Colonel Mustache December 5, 2017
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russian war helmet

this is a really nasty surprise to the unsuspecting victim in wich you place your balls on their forehead and errection down their nose and ejaculate on thier face resembling a roman helmet but seamen has rushed out on to the victims face
last nite after my girl passed out I gave her a russian war helmet I was only aiming for a roman helmet but i got a little excited and it kinda rushed out
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com October 11, 2007
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