Rump Roasted

When your rizzy sigma grandchildren put on you seat heater in the Shrek mobile and you burn your gyatt to the point where it turns into charcoal (yes you are made out of wood)

“AHHH MY ASS IS BURNING WHO DID THIS, I’VE BEEN RUMP ROASTED!!!!!!”

by Number one Shrek Stan 69 July 26, 2024

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Alex Rump

The buttocks equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

Alex Rump my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!

by tobefree August 13, 2024

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Clump and rump

You grab a handful of balls and pull to get rid of the itch

Dylan- “what the fuck are you doing”
Logan-“itching my balls”

Dylan-“are you using the pinch and roll?”
Logan-“no gang im using clump and rump ©”

by Pepperxp April 26, 2025

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Rump

Another name for Donald Trump's ass

Donald Trump has a big beautiful rump

by thegreatmemer June 3, 2025

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morning rump

a rare moment when upon awakening, you witness one of your pets using another pet's rear-end as their pillow. a sure cure to get anyone thru their morning slump

My cat avoids my dog like the plague, but today she decided to cozy on in to produce a well-executed morning rump. I sent my fam and homies the best pics they'll see all week.

by OriginalHomie May 4, 2023

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