Ruben

A big fat loser. Usually a Ruben will smell like trash, their usually broke and think there tuff, if you encounter a Ruben it’s best you avoid them because if not they will bother you until they get punched

Eww a fatass ruben

by Wonderofyou November 19, 2023

Ruben

Ruben is a tall attractive man and pulls all the sexy bitches. Has a 911 inch dick in his pants. His friends call him tripod or chikibae. He is a sassy man according to someone and has a dumbass friends named Jose that likes dick in his butt

Ruben dick to big

by Bick nick papa November 21, 2023

Ruben

an oranged haired monkey with very small dick

In this house lives a Ruben.

by wokter November 30, 2023

ruben

A nigga who is racist but blacked, he loves eating chicken and watermelon with some grape kool aid.

Person 1: Ruben stop trying to own me, im not black
Person 2: True, Go pick your own cotton
Ruben: Stfu nigger, go kys melon muncher

by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023

Ruben

Ruben is a rlly hot guy who is the youngest in his family and who takes forever to respond but he’s Juan’s man

Who’s Ruben

by Juanreynoso713 July 9, 2023

Ruben

fat bald guy with a mustache who loves eating and making choripan

ruben is so fat

by ruben santu November 27, 2021

Rubens

A very and gentle guy. Passionate about life and politics, usually Rubens is someone who doesn’t go blind upon poverty and injustice. Someone to trust and never let go

“Rubens won’t be able to come here today. He is at the community association helping delivering food”

by Comrade Ru November 29, 2021