Ruben

A big fat loser. Usually a Ruben will smell like trash, their usually broke and think there tuff, if you encounter a Ruben it’s best you avoid them because if not they will bother you until they get punched

Eww a fatass ruben

by Wonderofyou November 19, 2023

Ruben

Biggest weakfoot in school

Ruben has a worse weakfoot than Jay

by goattttttttttttttttttttttttttt June 9, 2021

Ruben

This mf always acting gay. He pulls all the men tho

Mom “Have you finally pulled some bitches?”

Ruben “No, I like men”

by Slixx999 November 24, 2021

Ruben

Sexiest man on the planet. Gets all the girls but is quite misunderstood. If there is a fight Ruben will be involved somehow. Once you get to know a Ruben he’ll be one of your most loyal friends. And when he says he loves you he really means it.

I touch myself thinking about ruben

by OGViKzY October 23, 2020

Ruben

Ruben's are all jews. It's a fact.

You can't trust that guy, he's a total Ruben(Jew).

by Qnotajew July 7, 2021

Ruben

"Ruben" is a male first name that comes from "Rubani", of Punjabi origin, and means "Ruh (soul) of bani (guru ki vani/gurbani)".

I.e. "Soul of the Holy book". / "The essence of poetry"

Hey Ruben, let's grab lunch from that vegan spot near Sloane Square.

by Sav Cho June 15, 2023

Ruben

Ruben is a nasty Mexican man with a beard he has a nasty apartment with bugs beerbottles and 2 cats he doesn’t clean up the poop but he loves the cats , he always wants to be married but doesn’t want to support his wife , always has kids but runs when it comes time to pay for there bills , he rarely showers loves to get drunk and hang out with his friends , he will be tough with a girl but is a coward when a real man shows up .

Man: “Ew what’s that smell is it that dumpster”
Woman: “no it’s just a Ruben “

I was walking down the street and I smelled something nasty then realized it was just a Ruben.

I rented a apartment today it was so bad and nasty I asked the neighbor who lived here before me they told me a Ruben did.

by A Ruben May 6, 2022