{alex rodriguez}

1. an overpaid pussy
2.a gay who uses purple lipgloss
3.a ballslapper/ballsucker
4.jeter's buttbuddy
5.a choking steroid filled homo
6.gay
7.should die
8. #1 homo prostitute in america

"{Alex Rodriguez} just sucked on jeter's penis for god luck in the game."
YANKEES SUCK

by u dont need to no March 27, 2008

rip roaring red ass

When you have the shits really bad and your asshole gets red from whiping it so much.

Shit dude, I have a rip roaring red ass.

by zack February 23, 2003

Rodin' Flash

A music artist that creates a definition of himself on Urban Dictionary so he can gain clout.

Do wanna listen to some Rodin' Flash?

Who?

by ESSSSSSSSSSKEEEEEEEETIT January 27, 2019

Alex Rodriguez

By far the best baseball player in the world right now. Puts up amazing numbers and, yes, is overpaid, along with the majority of baseball players. Fields decently at third base because that awesome guy Derek Jeter isn't willing to move even though he's not the best fielder either, while A-rod was stellar at short before moving to the Yankees. Is renowned for "choking" in playoff situations, although those happen to be small sample sizes in which anything can happen, and before 2005 actually played really well in the playoffs. Is hated by many Yankees fans because they believe that over the past years he hasn't lifted the team as much as he should because he's the best player in baseball, although they could point to bad pitching and having players out of their prime under huge contracts (e.g. Jason Giambi). They fail to realize that without his play the Yankees actually would've been worse those years.

Jeter up to bat, with the Yankees tied. Hits a bloop for a single.
Yankee Fan: Nice, man, Jeter leads the team so well.
Alex Rodriguez up to bat, flies out to left.
Yankee Fan: Wow...he should take a couple of pointers from Jeter. Why are we paying this guy so much money if he doesn't will us to win?
Later in the game, Yankees up by 3. A-rod hits a home run.
Yankee Fan: Wow. Thanks for a meaningless home run, A-rod. Way to pad your stats and come up strong when we don't need it.

by rea5661 April 23, 2008

Rodrigo

Usually spanish. Tall, dark, handsome. Known to have a small penis, but knows how to use his hands. Loves to show his emotions but is still a bad ass. Get to know your Rodrigo. You will not be disappointed.

I wish I could get a RODRIGO

by Manthaaa January 3, 2011

Roarin'

Another term for laughing hard. Derives from Nova Scotia. Can be on the same level as LMAO or ROFL

Tom:
You could make some cock and bull story about how crumpets derive from canada

Tony:
hahah...cock and bull

Tony:
i'm roarin', hahaha

Tony:
i love that phrase

Tony:
cock and bull

by TommyHaych April 19, 2006

Rodrigo

He's seven

He's five
He's toxic
That's it.

What are you seven?
Rodrigo: yes

by Yeeticus 723 April 27, 2020