rod and todd

an extremely attractive woman with a dull or unattractive man. A "hot rod and a we-todd".

whoa look at rod and todd over there in the corner, what is she doing with him?

by doc 2x pukes June 12, 2008

rod off

When you leave a man behind

Darrell decided to rod off Matt and leave in the taxi, because Matt was being a wetter

by Crim_mike February 4, 2017

Bullet Rod

Term for schools in the United States. Like a lightning rod, except for bullets.

Dang dude, isn't your neighborhood pretty dangerous?

Nah I live around the corner from a bullet rod so I don't have to worry about getting shot.

by Wet cardboard May 10, 2018

Rod-a-thon

(v.) The act of having sex multiple times, as fast, fierce, and satisfying as possible. Basically, it's having several awesome quickies.

Pronounced: Rod-a-thon, like Marathon.

Dude, I made Michelle do a rod-a-thon last night, it was so boss.

by Z$mayne March 14, 2010

Rip the Rod

Fishing

Nigga let’s rip the rod

by JoeMarks June 14, 2019

rod lover

A guy who likes rods up his ass

Hey rod lover you want my rod up your ass

by Slurped buttface September 21, 2023

jolly rod

An annoyingly snooty way of saying "penis" that can also be quite funny

I say old chap, would you kindly give my jolly rod a good tickle, eh wot?

No I shan't, for I do not partake in homosexual behaviour. Good day sir.

by Bleat09 August 14, 2011