retail manager

A person that takes credit for a job well done without having any involvement. Can also be used to describe a person with his head firmly inserted in his own anus.

By this definition, Rick is the best retail manager in the world.

by bbyh8r December 17, 2002

retail voice

The tone and enthusiasm in someone's voice in an attempt to be friendly while working retail. It tends to disappear if the person knows the customer.

The lady at McDonald's this morning had an annoyingly chipper retail voice. I bet everyone who was as hungover as I was wanted to punch her in the face.

by sarahthehammer August 15, 2010

Retard Pee

when you pull your pants all the way down to pee

look at that nigga Jr. taking a retard pee ass hanging out and everything.

by CJDCJD March 30, 2011

retard run

When a caretaker brings 2 or more disabled people to a grocery store and get a cartful for each one and proceeds to the same checkout line because they have to stay together.

Cahier:Man I just finished ringing up a retard run.
Manager: how many were there
Cashier: seven

by assmonkey8452 February 5, 2015

gay retard

fucking cows for a living

o my god that guy is such a gay retard stop hurting cows

by asdfghjkl,mnbvcxz April 10, 2019

dog shit retard

Someone who is completely retarded, like legit makes you wanna kill yourself.

Vinny: Whats the number for 911?
Owen: You're a fucking dog shit retard.

by uncirumcisedjew October 13, 2017

retard

A person with an IQ below 70 and who is impaired in normal, social, or occupational functioning.

by Anonymous August 4, 2003