rectal chaos

When your ass doesn't know whats going on. You are shitting both diarrhea and solid at the same time.

After sitting on the bowl for an hour, I knew I was a victim of rectal chaos.

by Knob299 December 21, 2007

restavik

Unpaid servant children in Haiti, especially Port-au-Prince. Poor families give up their children as young as four-years-old to work in the city for the opportunity for them to go to school. Most are abused and considered slaves.

She's quiet, because she grew up as a restavik.

We're going on a mission to help the restaviks.

by JoyceD January 16, 2010

Rectal Gladiator

See Uphill Gardner. A man who prefers the company of another man.

"Terry put on his best trapping pants and went to the gay bar for a spot of Rectal Gladiation. He is a full blown Rectal Gladiator"

by Big Shag. January 16, 2010

restaurant English

The minimal amount of English a foreign-born waiter or busboy learns in order to communicate with his/her customers—"hamburger," "fork," "cheese," etc.

He couldn't really follow what was on TV, he basically just knew restaurant English

by dizzy spins November 19, 2009

rectalcranial

In the instance that one takes an ignorant point of view and adopts it even in light of being shown that it is either invalid or not in their best interest, they are said to be rectalcranial. In other words, they have their head stuck up their ass.

Dbucks wants to overcharge for shipping and once this was brough to his attention and he was shown that it affects his final auction price by bidders, he was unrelenting in continuing to overcharge for shipping, thinking of course to make a profit there in spite of losing money on the final auction price. Thus he was nominated for the windex award so that he could keep his glass belly button clean with the windex and be able to see where he was going when he had a rectalcranial inversion.

by zenllama December 8, 2009

rectal syrup

a blended combination of feces and flesh from inside the anus. often referred to when describing something disgusting and/or pertaining to the the taste a homosexual gets when munching another man's rectum

"I heard that daniel totally fucked up his face with a fork, and now it totally looks like some rectal syrup."

by pinkirishgoatz December 27, 2009

Rectal Fortification

The act of building a castle, wall or some other form of defense inside the anus to protect against homosexual invasion.

Tom would have had a much better time in prison if he had a rectal fortification.

by 8============D--- ( Y ) April 22, 2010