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Rectaliation

When one retaliates to a stinky fart with another stinky fart of their own or fights back to an injustice with a stinky fart.
Turtle dropped his guts in my room last night and it was rank... so farted in his face and got him with total Rectaliation!

Stevo was an ass the other day so I rectaliated and devastated him with my stench.!
by bdhiggy August 13, 2009
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Rectal Romp

The act of inserting the male genitalia in between a significant other's rump cheeks, usually with much ferocity.
I could hardly sleep after the intense rectal romp I had with my well endowed man-friend.
by That One Definer February 12, 2010
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rectal numbers

The term used when you have no choice but to pull numbers out of your ass.
Tom wanted a company-wide inventory report broken down by site, categorized by department, and sorted by date, time, and calculated return on investment divided by the square root of 2,496. And he wanted it done by lunch. So I just pulled some rectal numbers and sent it to him.
by MikeBinIL November 15, 2010
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Rectal Cranial Intrusion

The medical term for having one's head up their own arse.
"You know Dan in sales? The smug git that totally suffers from a bad case of rectal cranial intrusion?
Yeah, got hit by a bus today..."
*claps*
by Zombat September 20, 2011
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rectal flurries

The condition that exists after a good chili party, where without splash you can coat the underside of the toilet seat.
After a week-long chili fest, the forecast called for rectal flurries.
by Professor T December 27, 2011
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Rectal tsunami

An uncontrollable single wave of diarrhea exiting out of the sufferer's rectum with intense and potentially destructive force.
"Is she okay? I heard a disturbing noise coming from the bathroom. I think the grande burrito she ate may have triggered a rectal tsunami. I hope the toilet is okay."
by SmashieSnout May 31, 2012
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rectal owls

Owls that go into your butt.

It all started many moons ago. Back in ancient times. The people of the Northern tribe of Annalshuvinstuf wrote a scientific book on a special type of owl. This owl being less than one inch in height, fears the light. In safety precautions, during the sunlight, it will proceed to make its way to ones anus. The tribe itself had many problems with these said owls. The people of the tribe didn't wear clothing, so these owls had no problem finding its way to the dark depths of ones rectal housing vicinity. Once the owl is in, there is nothing much to worry about. They just cuddle and munch on the fecal matter inside of the anus. Once they are satisfied they move on for a few days. Then on to another anus.

While it is in there, you may fart a 'who' every now and again. No alarm, it is just calling some friends to join. That means they like your anus.
Man, these rectal owls are pretty gnarly.
by PsymonSez June 12, 2014
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