rectonium

Someone who is acting like a rectum.

There are lots of rectoniums all over the world and im sure we have all been one at some point.

by 2man October 17, 2009

rectoral college

What butthurt Liberals call the Electoral College when it doesn't favor them.

Libtard: Fucking rectoral college!
Sane person: Oh shut up! You're just pissed because it didn't favor you this time!

by Kanna-Chan January 19, 2017

Anal rectomy

The insertion and removal of miscellaneous objects in and out of the rectum. It does not have to be The Insider's rectum it could be any rectum of choice that is available for insertion

If you touch my beer or unplug my phone charger again I will give you an epic anal rectomy with your brand new Sawzall dildo

by Cork princess July 6, 2016

well, i reckon

A brainless hillbilly term used to begin country songs that all sound the same.

Well, I reckon I drove to the bar in my run down truck & my broken heart won't cost as much to fix...

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

cranial rectosis

the condition of someones head being completely up their ass so that the ass cheeks rest completely on the shoulders

that dude has a bad case of cranial rectosis look his nose made his belly button an outey!

by neanderman February 7, 2010

rectom ranger

a really really gay man.

john:oh today is a lovely day..

gay man:hey sweetie,how are u today??oh those pants are so cute.

john:u sir are a rectom ranger!

by hyena August 1, 2007

Recombobulate

Word used as a smartass filler when people are deliberately trying to get information out of you.

Person1: I want to know how to fix this transformer NOW! Are you a professional or not?
Person2: Well, if you check the circuit near the 2nd output you could see that the problem starts from here, now if you could just calculate the voltage coming from this end and place a resistor on both of these ends while blocking the nor gate from here all you have to do from there is recombobulate the whatchamacallit and it'll work just as intended.
Person1: ...Fuck you.

by Devawr April 3, 2011