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Church of Razor

Church of razor is a pop group founded by oppressed trans artists in 2006. the best way to describe their genre.... is the taste of your mouth when you dont brush your teeth for 6 days after gargling somebodys pussy out with strawberry fanta
person 1: have you heard that pop group church of razor! their soooo razor!

person 2: *listens and contracts a yeast infection, subsequently dying of cardiac arrest*
by kassypoo April 12, 2022
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When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.
Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
by WozInOz May 10, 2024
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Arkham's Razor

A philosophical device that suggests that if a deliberately public and spectacular crime can be ascribed to an antisocial personality disorder, in particular one of a magnitude great enough to warrant involuntary commitment to a mental institution, then this can be assumed to be the appropriate explanation.
after a deliberately dramatic act of mass violence "I read the guy's manifesto, and he seems like a sociopath. I think we can use Arkham's Razor for this one."
by jpa1708 September 15, 2025
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Church of Razor

Church Of Razor is a music group founded by Razor on February 23rd of 2021. Their music consists of a variety of different genres such as ghettotech, hyperpop and experimental trap music.
— Have you heard of this new band Church of Razor? they’re like…real indie
— I have actually, they’re awful.
by ivy malala March 28, 2022
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Razor Pussy

I genatalia of a very thin woman on which you are afraid of cutting yourself.
Caroline was so thin she had a razor pussy.
by Rew454 December 25, 2016
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Hanlon's Razor

Logical fallacy around the mantra “Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice”.
In reality, acting like “Whoops, sorry! Stoopid me!”, so the victim is willing to forgive you for longer, is the oldest trick in the book of evil.
Mostly used by anxious sheltered people when overwhelmed by reality .
Not necessarily wrong. But not necessarily right *either*. There simply is no rational basis for it. It is useless. Its false sense of security can itself be harmful again. Purely exists as a coping fantasy. Same thing as conspiracy theorists (−1) , but with an opposite polarity (+1).
Risen in popularity in late 2010s, due to an anxiety epidemic in young people caused by over-sheltering parents, for-profit fear media, over-prescription abuse, and several bad events (pandemic, wars, …).

The real way to tell evil from stupid is:
*Evil has a goal*. Its actions *converge* towards that.
Stupid is incompetent. Its actions *diverge* (into chaos).
Catch 1: Stupid people can *still* be useful pawns for evil people, and follow them. (See example.)
Catch 2: There doesn’t *have* to be an evil person. It may be emergent behavior in a group. (Proof: Your body’s cells aren’t smart. Yet together they can act smart.)
Usually it’s more complex, but that’s the gist.

In the end, stupid is already harmful. It wastes resources and slows advancement down. That is evil.
While evil is already stupid. As teamwork (being nice) is clearly an evolutionary advantage.
Leader figure A: Evil (scapegoat group B) are invading our (group A), destroying our (values) and taking our (valuables)! = Evil. Goal: Power
Group B, Pawn 2: Durk urr durr! Kill all (group B)! =Stupid. Goal: Whatever dear leader A says.
Group A, Anxious traumatized person 3: OMG, (group B) is destroying our (group A)! They are evil! Hyper-focused on anything remotely similar to the previous trauma: “It *must* be real!” Goal: Safety through avoidance.
Group A, Anxious *black-eyed* person 4: Calm down, it’s just Hanlon's Razor! Everything is fine. Nothing to see here, move on. Hyper-focused on anything remotely similar to the previous *safe space*: “It CAN’T be real!” Goal: Safety through ignorance.

(As you can see, everyone in this example is wrong, and merely driven by their anxiety, clinging to what they grew up with that seemingly lets them handle reality.)
by Evi1M4chine April 3, 2023
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