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raiders fan

A hypothetical creature that is said to exist in the northern bay area region. This mythological beast is usually associated with jail, drugs, and losing. This creature is said to enjoy watching raiders football, although there is no evidence that supports the idea that one would watch raiders football. To try to find the famous "raider fan" you have to look in the state prisons, and in the ghetto parts of oakland. If you find a real raiders fan, do society a favor, and submit him to your local mental health facility.
Dude 1: raiders fans exist?
Dude 2: possibly, their existence is similar to unicorns
Dude 1: whoa gonna be hard to find them
by swaggistic boss 9999 February 10, 2014
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ruiner

you ruined my joke! you ruiner!
by virushark May 20, 2004
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Brett Ratner

Film director most notable for the "Rush Hour" movies. Also single-handedly destroyed the X-Men franchise, scrapping all of the character development and careful storytelling that Bryan Singer crafted. He did this in favor of cramming in tons of characters with no plot relevance, and throwing in popular internet trends (Juggernaut Bitch).

Chubby and unshaven, he looks like he desperately needs a bath and a shave. Likes to refer to himself in the third person during interviews. A hack.
Brett Ratner: Bryan Singer and Brett Ratner are in that same age range that grew up on comics.

Interviewer: Only difference is, Bryan Singer did his homework and knows how to make a good movie.

Brett Ratner: But... I crammed in so many characters! I even used the "Juggernaut Bitch" internet trend!
by HueyFreeman November 27, 2006
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Raintree

A specific type of girl that is extremely beautiful.
Often mistaken for a forecast of raining trees or a tree that produces rain.
"That girl Raintree looks amazing today".

"Today's forecast is partly sunny with a 65% chance of raintree in the late afternoon".

"My raintree waters itself".
by Mazz_Chaos May 21, 2010
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Oakland Raiders

Team in the NFL who likes to play hard, and aggressive. Out-Laws of the NFL. They have one of the biggest fan bases, but they can't sell out the Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum. Not very good in the last few years, but the 10-11 season is their starting point to go back to their winning ways.
Anyone who said the Oakland Raiders suck, FUCK YOU
by IloveTheRaiders December 26, 2010
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Raider of the lost arse

A rear admiral, cackpipe cosmonaut, one who bats for the other side whilst bowling from the pavilion end.
He is a raider of the lost arse!
by Ian Chode April 2, 2003
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red raider

The mascot of Texas Tech University. Located in Lubbock, Texas Tech is known for it's flat, dry land and the best girls in the world.
Tom: Man I love seein aggies bow down for Red Raiders
by Dumbdooor February 24, 2008
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