Where you beat your balls on your girlfriend throw her in the mud and ejaculate all over her face while she's covered in mud.
Jimmy was playing fortnite and his girlfriend was bothering him so he gave her a Russian raccoon to shut her up.
by Ghost and pringles December 2, 2018
Get the Russian raccoonmug. Guy 1: Man, you see that hobo cougar on the other side of the bar?
Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon
Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon
by Red pill steve November 28, 2021
Get the Raccoonmug. by Lil Grindr May 9, 2018
Get the Rusty Raccoonmug. A sandwich famously eaten by the great orham of the sheetmetal world, made by a blend of pet raccoon shit and stale bread, it is most enjoyed by the council house family’s of today.
by Chicken shop August 31, 2018
Get the Raccoon sandwichmug. A girl who seems to always end up going for guys who are trash. Starts with naive optimism, always ends with tears.
Damn I heard Jessica got played again.
Yeah, this time it was some guy called Brad, that raccoon really likes her trash.
Yeah, this time it was some guy called Brad, that raccoon really likes her trash.
by Sooooj23 December 17, 2021
Get the Raccoonmug. When you shove a racoon in your friends ass so they can no longer shit and then wait 3-4 days and during sex you pull the raccoon out so a fountain of shit spews everywhere.
by Zoodonym May 19, 2019
Get the Arabian Raccoon Pullmug. Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.
They are the gods and can't be killed.
They are the gods and can't be killed.
by Kejebus June 28, 2021
Get the Raccoonmug.