Top that rank

when you're closer to a person than someone else.

Person 1: someone keeps spreading rumors about me to my boyfriend.
Person 2: Your boyfriend probably won't believe her anyway.
Person 1: but it's my boyfriend's best friend that keeps spreading rumors,
Person 2: So, you top that rank, your his girlfriend, that person is just his best friend

by Anonymous102894814 July 16, 2013

rank

Someone or something that is putrid or stinky.

"I went to go down on the gal, but her puss smelled rank!"

by x January 31, 2003

rank

To be one of the strongest competitors in the sport of professional bull riding.

Mike Lee is a great guy and he's a great bull rider. Yeah he's rank.

by dnegrin November 20, 2006

Rankles

A vagina with extra-double long skins (Roast Beef Curtains) that hang down potentially to the ankles of the female in question. Roast beef curtains to the ankles = Rankles.

Yo man, I was about to smash out that chic Keisha I told you about until I got her panties off and was disgusted by her Rankles! They were so long and beat-up I didn't know how she was able to walk without tripping over them!!!

by missedmycalling April 23, 2007

top rank

Shit hot

by onya onion June 6, 2003

low rank

a low rank is a person who is an idiot or some one who is a neek or low in street cred

man dis waste man is low rank

by smurf 2k6 d.d.k 4 lyf August 12, 2006

The Ranks

It is a group of friends who indulge themselves in comics, manga, anime and other nerdy things, also the hub for 99% of all jokes made in ones life, including the mystical Sphipher. They are also known as Too Many Otakus (TMO) and currently have 9 members and counting. They also play videogames and hang out on skype and chill in real life. They also run a silly Youtube channel titled TooManyOtakus.

Sphipher Friends Group The Ranks

by toomanyotakus November 12, 2013