Queef

The noise a girls vagina makes after getting repeatedly pounded by a dick.

Cauldwell's mom queefed so lound yesterday after i banged the shit out of her.

Did you hear that queef yesterday? It sounded like someone ripped ass.

by Cauldwell's mom May 26, 2009

queef job (QJ)

A queef job or QJ is when a man has his face so close to a trollop's axe wound that when she queefs his hair gets blown back and a waft of mist hits his forhead.

I'm not certain how Mona got all that air in her twat but when I went down for a closer look, the queef job (QJ) she gave me blew my mind!!

by Tex Texington February 5, 2010

Queef Hunter

a person who wears (usually unstylish) windbreaker jackers

take off that jacket, you look like such a queef hunter!

by irisclaire January 4, 2008

Queeflord

Someone who has mastered the removal of his penis during intercourse that he can willfully induce a queef nearly 100% of the time.

Dude, I heard Matt is a queeflord!

by Queeflord March 22, 2009

queef queen

when your working out with your friend & she totally queefs. aka vagina fart princess.

Maddie: did you just queef?
Brianna: Uhh..Yea
Maddie: shit, that was loud. lmao
Brianna: Its all the stretching I swear..
Maddie: Dude your a queef queen

by Hotpocketprincess March 15, 2010

Sphincter Queef

after cumming in a girls ass she turns around and farts it on your face.

'is that my cum that just shot out of your ass and landed on my face'

'is that the reason my face has been so soft and clear lately'

'is this shit on my face or is it sphincter queef'

by big booty lezzys July 12, 2009

ultra-queef

somewhat like the original queef, only many times more powerful. an ultra-queef is produced while having intercourse. While a man has inserted his penis from behind into her vagina(Doggy Style), an air bubble gets stuck inside the females poon. it its hard for the male to realize this air pocket until a fart like noise comes from the pleasure zone. during a regular queef the sex continues. with an ultra-queef there is no finish line. the amount of queef is so high that it either A makes the man throw up right onto her back, or B the air is so strong it pops the love stick out of the vagina. After this happens the penis will become flaccid and crawl inside your body.

"hey man i thought you had a girl in there, why did you fart so loud? i heard it from outside!" long pause...."I wished it was me but it was a... a... an ULTRA-QUEEF"

by Dr. Mayhem September 19, 2009