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pretarted

1. Slow.
2. Not fully there, but not completly gone.
3. Something that is not quite retarted, but on it's way.
Your computer is PRETARTED!!!!
by schweetness October 3, 2007
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secret pretend boyfriend

The, unattainable, unicorn-like, fantasy crush of a gay man known only to him and those closest to him EXCEPT his primary partner, who must always know NOTHING of the secret pretend boyfriend.
Don't tell Josh that Ryan Seacrest is my secret pretend boyfriend!
by myth ookami July 9, 2011
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Preteen driving

Where a person who is under 13 gets in a car and drive. There or sometimes cases of it. Usually they cat cased by the cops.
There is a movement to teach preeteens how to drive on a closed course and have them pratice driving on it and as soon as they enter there teens or turn 13 to let them drive.
The idea is that the younger a person learns to drive the more pratice they can get driving and the better driver they will become.
by Deep blue 2012 February 18, 2010
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Public Pretender

A play on the word, "Public Defender". Ya see, it rhymes...real original, right? Basically, this is a poor retched soul that usually just graduated from law school. Being an attorney at the pubic defender's office is probably the worst job a lawyer could ever have. The "PD" as it's commonly called, usually attracts a couple of different types. One is the rich hippie or Trustafarrian, a disgruntled lawyer who was "targeted" when he/she was younger, some stupid white kid that thinks they can change the world, an ultra liberal Harvard graduate, or some poor twerp who couldn't get another job quick enough.
Raymone: "Man, I gots-ta-get a lawyer."

Laquisha: "Well what you bitchin at fool, call down to da PD's office and get ya one."

Raymone: "Naw, I don't want some Public Pretender to fuck all my shit up."
by ArticChile April 15, 2008
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pretense

"pretense" - (v) when you pretend, and make others tense!

- (n) a person who displays a false image in order

to impress another, especially for personal

gain.
"Margret is such a pretense-- like she's really met Justin Bieber!

"Get that frickin' pretense outta here-- NOW!"
by Juan O'Malley August 20, 2011
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pretabulation

When on IRC you tab to auto complete someone's nick and you dont pay attention and you tab once and use that nick that is the wrong nick.
<phyberoptix> i got to urinate
<SnowMa|den> Too Much Info :S but Take Your Time PhiSH
<SnowMa|den> whoops
<SnowMa|den> phyberoptix*
<PhiSH> TAB
<PhiSH> one more time.
<phyberoptix> pretabulation strikes again!
by phyberoptix December 30, 2007
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Pretendarista

Pretendarista (n) - A person who works in a cafe, knows the mechanics of making coffee, but is unable to make anything that tastes even remotely like coffee. Is able to txt while operating coffee machine.
That was the worst coffee I've ever had. The pretendarista behind the counter is obviously busy thinking about how many vodkas shes going to drink tonight before she falls down.
by A Sparky May 1, 2010
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