punishing the Megatron

An act of vigorous male masturbation.

"Cathy walked in on Dave while he had his pants down punishing the Megatron. He quickly looked up in sweaty, red faced shock."

by bored_redditor January 8, 2012

Punisher

A punisher is an oversized penis typically over 8 inches.

Oh god Pat's punisher hit me hard last night.

by Boratsmonkey December 10, 2015

Puntishment

To be punished by way of football punt.

He so got his puntishment.

by Krissy Elaine November 13, 2017

Punishment

The satisfaction that the infidel who's life has slipped through their fingers at your hands after crossing the line will no longer be in pain.

Punishment completed

by bushlight December 11, 2017

Punish

To punish someone is to one-shotguyn them to the head in fortnite, resulting in instant death.

"Yo i just punished this default skin."

by punisher_ September 19, 2018

Punisher

When one uses pumice hand cleaner to pump his chump

Bubbles went home after a long week on the road and gave himself the punisher

by Kawasaki125 October 3, 2018

punish the pope

Masterbating

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope

by Aintjewish January 17, 2019