When a woman reaches an age where she is no longer a Baby Panther, yet still prefers gentlemen who are at least 10 years older than her, and not for their money or security.
A hallmark of a Puma is the woman who found older men attractive from about age 13-14, and continued this preference throughout her teens and early twenties. By age 25, she is no longer considered a "Baby Panther", yet she is no Cougar either.
A hallmark of a Puma is the woman who found older men attractive from about age 13-14, and continued this preference throughout her teens and early twenties. By age 25, she is no longer considered a "Baby Panther", yet she is no Cougar either.
Person A: "Christoph Waltz is so gorgeous!"
Person B: "Come on, he's 54 years old!"
Person A: "So? I'm 30!"
Person B: "That's still 24 years difference! He could have fathered you."
Person A: "Your point being? I'm a Puma."
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Person C: "OHMYGODLOL!!!!!! CHRISTOPH I LOVE YOU!! AGE DOESN'T MATTER, I'M TURNING 18 IN NINE MONTHS!!!!!"
Person A: "Child, move your slut ass."
Person C: "Liek OMG! I'm a BABY PANTHER and I'm SEXAY! What would he want with your old ass?"
Person A: "I'm sure, given the choice, he'd prefer to talk to someone whose cultural point of reference isn't limited Jersey Shore, and who read books before Harry Potter and Twilight."
Person C: "OMG YOU WATCH JERSEY SHORE? I LOVE SNOOKI!"
Person A: ".... Here's the newest Pokemon game for the DSi...."
Person C: "OMG! MUDKIPS!" *runs off*
Person B: "Come on, he's 54 years old!"
Person A: "So? I'm 30!"
Person B: "That's still 24 years difference! He could have fathered you."
Person A: "Your point being? I'm a Puma."
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Person C: "OHMYGODLOL!!!!!! CHRISTOPH I LOVE YOU!! AGE DOESN'T MATTER, I'M TURNING 18 IN NINE MONTHS!!!!!"
Person A: "Child, move your slut ass."
Person C: "Liek OMG! I'm a BABY PANTHER and I'm SEXAY! What would he want with your old ass?"
Person A: "I'm sure, given the choice, he'd prefer to talk to someone whose cultural point of reference isn't limited Jersey Shore, and who read books before Harry Potter and Twilight."
Person C: "OMG YOU WATCH JERSEY SHORE? I LOVE SNOOKI!"
Person A: ".... Here's the newest Pokemon game for the DSi...."
Person C: "OMG! MUDKIPS!" *runs off*
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You use this term when somebody makes a spelling mistake, this started when we found out a bad speller had the worst trainers in history. Hilarity surely ensued.
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As in 'Get your gums round my plums!'
As in 'Get your gums round my plums!'
'I'm in a bad state of Plumbago, haven't gotten any in ages!'
'She's well fit, i'd like to cure my Plumbago on her!'
'She's well fit, i'd like to cure my Plumbago on her!'
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"Most of the politicos who were paying attention to the P.U.M.A. movement of 2008 had then dismissed us as merely being sore-loser, tantrum-throwing Hillary supporters — scorned voters seeking revenge by not voting for Barack Obama in the general election.
Lost on such pundits was the simple proposal that no voter should feel shamed or bullied into placing blind partisan fidelity above other considerations when deciding upon a preferred general-election candidate.
P.U.M.A. was and remains the acronym, after all, for Party Unity My Ass."
"Most of the politicos who were paying attention to the P.U.M.A. movement of 2008 had then dismissed us as merely being sore-loser, tantrum-throwing Hillary supporters — scorned voters seeking revenge by not voting for Barack Obama in the general election.
Lost on such pundits was the simple proposal that no voter should feel shamed or bullied into placing blind partisan fidelity above other considerations when deciding upon a preferred general-election candidate.
P.U.M.A. was and remains the acronym, after all, for Party Unity My Ass."
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