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pulling a Kevin

Attempting to get permission to leave work early on any given day for a reason that is questionable in its legitimacy, or perhaps outright laughable. Often, the reason given will employ minor ailments such as getting "fuzz in one's eye" or "having a toothache". It is also preceded by a minimum of thirty minutes in which the individual must constantly groan, complain loudly to an unspecified and unsympathetic audience, close their eyes, grimace and ultimately create a spectacle which only further highlights the ludicrous nature of the stated discomfort.
Example 1: Did you hear that Vincent tried to leave work early today? He told Brian that his nose was too stuffed up and it was keeping him from hitting his quota. Brian knew he was just pulling a Kevin though and made him tough it out.

Example 2: Man, I was so hungover today that I decided on pulling a Kevin halfway through the day! Told them I felt sick and was going straight to the doctor, but really I just went home to get drunk again and watch Adventure Time in my boxers.
by dingleberryjones December 18, 2013
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Pulling an Eric Weddle

When you suddenly start talking about your ex during a happy occasion.
Shawne: So how was the wedding?
Tom: It was pretty good until the groom got his ring, then he started talking about his ex, like he was never over the break up.
Shawne: Wow, talk about pulling an Eric Weddle.
by Family, Trust, and Respect February 16, 2022
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Pulling a Pastis

This phrase comes from the comic "Pearls Before Swine".
To fail, to fall on one's face, to turn one's own life into a gross abomination of all that is wonderful.
by Albert Mond October 11, 2008
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Pulling a JC

Telling homies that your going to kick it with them then ignoring your calls/text intentionally.
2. Return your call/text 3 days later when it doesnt matter
Say my i come into town for a week and my homies are hitting me up but i ignore there calls intentionally and then call them 3 days later.. thats pulling a jc
by TheThizzle May 12, 2009
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pulling a grater

Being so unbelievably desperate that you are willing to hook up with a girl only minutes after she swallowed a friend's load.
"Hey did you see Pat over there making out with that girl after she'd been with Trav?"
"Yap. He's pulling a grater."
by bobcats2222 September 29, 2009
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Pulling a McNeal

The act of shitting in the opposing teams toilet before a sporting event and not flushing.
guy1- Dude the game's about to start what's taking so long.
guy2- Hold on I'm pulling a McNeal.
by Keith Tedderson December 10, 2009
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Pulling a Leland

While carrying on a conversation while lying with such conviction, everyone believes you for several minutes before realizing you're making the whole thing up.
Awww man, I thought you had done some serious reseach on this. I now know you were just "Pulling a Leland"! I call Bullshit!!!
by POTI-Dawg January 17, 2011
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