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proximity fuck

To engage in sexual relations with the person who is the nearest geographical distance to you. This usually occurs without regard for self worth.
Although Alan had been making eye contact with the fetching young woman across the bar, he decided to indiscriminately proximity fuck the less attractive, unsavory woman to his immediate right, out of ease.

Following the devastation of Tom's breakup, he went to a bar and proximity fucked the first woman he met.
by SaucyK February 6, 2012
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proximity error

When in close proximity to one you care deeply about, or just purely have the raging hots for, you make insanely stupid and inexplicable mistakes.
Lori, I know I really eff'd up our dinner order...but every time I'm near you I suffer major proximity errors! I can't help it...it's what you do to me!
by jfwordsmythe December 12, 2016
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progyan

Basically what would have should a sloth and an Asian have wild sexy sex in the back seat of mustang and has inherited the sex life of a dead dodo.
Hey bro how was your night?
Bro I did a Progyan last night in the zoo.
by Orberforber May 14, 2018
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Paroxysm

A paroxysm of something is like a large amount of emotion. Ex- Paroxysm of happiness is a lot of happiness at once.
I am currently engulfed in a paroxysm of depression.
by Marcus Wittenburg February 1, 2019
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Proximity alarm

A girl who has been tortured for 2+ years blindfolded who screams whenever she hears the door open.
Watch out dale my proximity alarm might go off if you open my basement door!
by Yæt January 1, 2021
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Poxy

A Poxy is the best kind of gamer. They’re terrible so you always have someone to roast.

Big heart and great laughs, except when they throw your games.

Might drop you for coffee.

Also when you find a poxy be sure not to let them go, if you do you might never find them again, unless you use a magnifying glass
Poxy’s stuck in the elevator, no one open the doors!
by Ginger_72 November 22, 2021
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Bacon Proximity Index (BPI)

How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.

the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.

triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
by aaron_ros April 25, 2013
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