To engage in sexual relations with the person who is the nearest geographical distance to you. This usually occurs without regard for self worth.
Although Alan had been making eye contact with the fetching young woman across the bar, he decided to indiscriminately proximity fuck the less attractive, unsavory woman to his immediate right, out of ease.
Following the devastation of Tom's breakup, he went to a bar and proximity fucked the first woman he met.
Following the devastation of Tom's breakup, he went to a bar and proximity fucked the first woman he met.
by SaucyK February 6, 2012
Get the proximity fuck mug.When in close proximity to one you care deeply about, or just purely have the raging hots for, you make insanely stupid and inexplicable mistakes.
Lori, I know I really eff'd up our dinner order...but every time I'm near you I suffer major proximity errors! I can't help it...it's what you do to me!
by jfwordsmythe December 12, 2016
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Get the progyan mug.A paroxysm of something is like a large amount of emotion. Ex- Paroxysm of happiness is a lot of happiness at once.
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Get the Proximity alarm mug.A Poxy is the best kind of gamer. They’re terrible so you always have someone to roast.
Big heart and great laughs, except when they throw your games.
Might drop you for coffee.
Also when you find a poxy be sure not to let them go, if you do you might never find them again, unless you use a magnifying glass
Big heart and great laughs, except when they throw your games.
Might drop you for coffee.
Also when you find a poxy be sure not to let them go, if you do you might never find them again, unless you use a magnifying glass
by Ginger_72 November 22, 2021
Get the Poxy mug.How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.
the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon
I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.
triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.
by aaron_ros April 25, 2013
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