proctological legerdemain

The art of magically pulling a project quickly out of your ass.

You: "The boss just went to lunch. He told me to create a new website so he can present it to the client when he gets back."

Coworker: "Guess you'll have to practice a little proctological legerdemain."

by Malgamere March 26, 2011

Poston

A family name for people who are kind, loving, caring, and emotional. They give and show love to outside member of the family. They are Irish and French. Meaningful gestures are this heritages honor.

Man, the Poston Family gave A lot of gifts this year for Christmas. They are nice.

by Katreeen January 17, 2018

Proctophobia

Proctophobia- Fear of rectums.
Common among fenskers

also see asshole

I really want to feltch your ass man!, but i suffer from Proctophobia

by Dude March 27, 2005

Preston

A weeb who watches futanari and trolly porn while playing fortnite

That pedophile is such a preston

by iamcsure May 23, 2018

preston

generally an amazing person that loves soccer. some carachteristics are a tall, down to earth male. loves sports and loves sweden=). his fav number is usualy #7.

PRESTON IS AWSOME!

by italian thunda March 30, 2009

proctological discomfort

royal pain in the ass.

With her constant moaning, Thelma was fast becoming a proctological discomfort.

by the real pappapittmudman April 23, 2006

proctoid

An employee at P&G is called a "proctoid". Often used for starters at the company.

We have a new group of Proctoids today coming in the office.

by Proctoid January 23, 2011