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Prostituition

a person who is a prostitute to pay for their college tuition
Person 1: "Did you know Sue started prostituition?"
Person 2: "I mean how else is she supposed to pay her college fees?"
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Prostitostomy

When a prostitute with an ostomy allows a gentleman suitor to penetrate their medically created hole in exchange for money.
Hooker: Hey baby, looking for a good time? Interested in a little Prostitostomy?
John: I think I'll just take a nice glass bottom boat.
by Dr. Bdizzle February 5, 2017
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Prostitoddler

Someones promiscuous kid or teenager, who will become a prostitute later in life.
Uncle Bob said his permiscuous neice Shelly will grow up to be a prostitoddler.
by Bendover dickholder April 1, 2017
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Prostituty

When a non-working girl dresses like a prostitute. Coined by Comedian Amy Snowden.
Erica: Look at Josephine over there with her lil' prostituty outfit. I bet she didn't even pay that much for a short skirt and push up bra.
by Jason Blazes December 14, 2017
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Prostitute Pasta

The Heavily Intellectualized Version Of The Iconic "Bitch Lasagna."
by Some Heckin Idiot May 20, 2018
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prostithought

You prostithought an idea for someone
by Defininitions May 30, 2018
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Prostitician

A prostitician is a politician who has sold himself to the highest bidder. A very common phenomenon these days.
Cary Booker is a prostitician for AIPAC.
by Tzombokinase August 12, 2019
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