Prefended

To pretend to be offended by something so as to appear cool or avoid being in the doghouse.

Joe was prefended by what Tim said so Sara wouldn't cut him off.

by akula64 April 17, 2019

Professional Weirdo

A person who is weird to the existent that they think being born is a sport.

My friend is a Professional Weirdo. He bet 500 Shmeckles on baby #4.

by O O G A B O O G A August 19, 2019

professor hidgens

A character of the Hatchetfield universe, making his first appearance in Starkid's 2018 "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". As of 2021 he has also made appearances in episodes 1 and 2 of Nightmare Time and is mentioned briefly in Black Friday. He is played by Robert Manion

person 1: mannnn, that professor hidgens tho
person 2: fucking pardon?

by jackaloped February 1, 2021

professor hidgens

a king, according to ted spanoffski

(played by robert manion)

person 1: who's your favourite character from tgwdlm?
person 2: definitely professor hidgens!

by whatthefuckdidijustaccomplish April 21, 2021

Professor .T. Phillips

A lot like 'Jekyll and Hyde' but instead it's 'Thomas Phillips and Professor .T. Phillips'. and instead it can be controlled but he still drank a potion to ignite the contagious virus. Professor .T. Phillips is a wise young man who can sometimes go over the barrier and act a little.. strange, using quotes such as 'St Nick' and 'Balderdash'. He lives in a mansion in the rural South West with his science lab along the corridor and up the stairs. It's where he gets into his tuxedo and experiments away, sometimes can go to far resulting in being too posh, speaking too wisely, being arrogant and an ignorant little racist pig. He loves too play Football with his grand shoes he flexes 24/7 too his, dear peers as he would say. He also loves to play darts and pretends the dart board is a certain someone, named Daniel *****. Professor .T. Phillips is a life-ruining hypocrite, who goes around slapping, cutting, and elbowing certain people, (won't mention names). He's a hypocrite because he does all that stuff for no reason and if you accidently nudge him by a centimetre he will go and tell the Police and that's you're life done. Also, if you ever stumble across him in public do NOT call him a fat bastard, unless you want your life ruined. Not to mention he adores his ties and bowties. Also he laughs in the up-most (as he would say) obnoxious way possible whilst clapping his chubby little hands like a baby desperate for there little train set.

That posh ol' pikey over there, he's a bit of a Professor .T. Phillips.

by sushimonster271 December 16, 2021

Professor Mumblemouth

A knowledgeable grey haired professor, who has a habit of literally mumbling while delivering a lecture, making it hard to comprehend.

Derivation- Inspired by the definition of the word mumblemouth on urban dictionary.

Professor Pandey warned his colleagues- " Speak loud and clear! Or else students will call you Professor Mumblemouth. "

by Nodcrafty charlatan March 15, 2022

Profesh in the Mesh

Obtaining the behaviours and strong memory expertise of a professional into the “mesh,” metaphorical for the hippocampus of the brain; being too extremely professional at an activity.

person 1: aw dang, Cailyn has her face in the wall again while on pointe because she can’t remember the exercise…

person 2: don’t worry, she just has to get profesh in the mesh, then she’ll get it.

by littlered989 October 11, 2023