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Predickament

“Tim are you playing with yourself?”

“No, but I am in a bit of a predickament here!”
by Drobbo April 17, 2019
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Pelican

Australian jail lingo - used to refer to a prisoner with a big-mouth. Having a reputation as a pelican, or calling someone a pelican, usually ends up in someone being stabbed.
Be careful what you tell Shane he's a known pelican.
by TeeJay83 April 21, 2019
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predickament

A puzzling/awkward/difficult situation that's due to someone is being a royal d**khead.
The Watergate predickament was caused mainly by a lot of Washington politicians --- including ol' Tricky himself --- being shady and self-serving.
by QuacksO April 26, 2019
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Predicated Political Predator

A person, regardless of where their beliefs in politics land, left, right and possibly center; predicate their political beliefs before their personalities and before speaking with their hearts. Will also ruin people's lives and/or careers assuming they (the person whose lives and/or careers are being ruined) do not share the same opinions they have.
Jerry was mad at the general state of people nowadays, what with a good number of them being Predicated Political Predators.
by Kola17_97 June 4, 2019
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predictive spam

When you open iMessage go on the keyboard and just repeatedly tap the predictive text box.
Stop bothering me or I will predictive spam you.
You have 3 seconds 3 2 1 “for a day or so before the test is gonna you know you can do a great idea to the test of you get a test test tomorrow or something like this to be”
by Green circut February 15, 2020
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Predictament

When you can see what's going to happen, and it happens anyways
Im in a predictament. The train is coming, but my car is trapped in the gates.
by dalek1111 July 30, 2021
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Perlick

A Ne’er Nutter. A man who deeply desires to nut but, do to the permanence of his semi-hard sick, cannot.
“I was hooking up with this gorgeous guy I met downtown and it was going great! Until… yep. He’s a perlicker.
by TalesfromtheCottontails. October 30, 2021
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