preachslop

When someone preaches a view (such as a religion or lack thereof) incredibly badly or at a time which is completely uncalled for.

person 1: oh your grandma died? did she believe in god?
person 2: dude stop spreading preachslop this is a serious moment

by nikomega January 31, 2026

Prelaceous

A significantly attractive person where majority of people would agree, used as a synonym to beautiful but could also be exaggerated

My fiancé is the most prelaceous woman in the world

by Z1S August 16, 2025

Textbook Preaching

Textbook preaching occurs when a teacher (usually a supply/cover teacher who is relatively inexperienced) teaches pupils by relying solely on the contents of whichever textbook relates to her current lesson (e.g. a teacher covering in Chemistry reading verbatim from a chemistry textbook)
More often than not, this method does absolutely nothing to help students learn, other than reinforcing already-negative attitudes about supply teachers and forcing pupils to seek out their own means of learning.
The only exceptions include teachers assigning tasks from the textbook or simply asking students to read extracts.

Pupil 1: Can you believe that? The supply teacher isn't even bothering, is she?

Pupil 2: How so?

Pupil 1: She's reading the contents of the textbook word-for-word! Classic case of textbook preaching.

Pupil 2: True that.

by The Silent King April 25, 2014

The Preacher Effect

The feeling you get when someone has reached so far into what you are doing it feels like they have inserted themselves into your every crevasse of your anal canal

Adam felt The Preacher Effect so much he could read the guys wrist watch protruding from his mouth.

That was the worst Preacher Effect of my life. Now my arse is so stretched 4 squatters have permanently moved in to ease the pain.

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 16, 2020

Health Preacher

Someone who is vegan, refuses to take the vaccine, buys expensive eco friendly products, thinks they are saving the planet by buying a bamboo toothbrush. Will happily splurge £80 on a mystery bag of white powder from Devo on the corner who claims its fire coke.

Will spend 4 hours debating about how bad it is that donkeys are being killed in Tunisia and it should be stopped now because it's awful.

But will smash a full McDonalds when they are a drink.

Oh Becky the other day was chatting so much shit about her new vegan diet and all her eco friendly products. She is such a health preacher

by NomadWordMaker January 7, 2021

Prompter Preacher

All television on-camera news personalities that pontificate and deliver pious news messages or tragic stories with a sober look and serious tone in their voice. They are not the writers of the story but simply the messengers of guilt to the camera.

That tv anchor seems humbled by the drought's impact on the Somali people, but really he's nothing more than a prompter preacher.

Did you hear all the prompter preaches today? They're all saying that higher taxes on me will somehow solve all the country's problems.

by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021

Thunder preacher

A person who enjoys their own Flatulence and is happy to take a deep breath of their own creation or somone eles.

Guy one: "Yo see that dude just wafted his oen fart to his face, and took a deep breath"

Gut two: "that's a wild thunder preacher, keep your distance"

by AbadChoice December 9, 2022