pastaplegia

Food coma specifically caused by intake of a large portion of pasta.

Dude1: "You want to go out?"

Dude2: "No, way. After that huge plate of spaghetti carbonara I've got a bad case of pastaplegia. I can't get off the couch."

by Garvis June 14, 2011

pasta attorney

An attorney who accepts food as payment for legal services and counsel, especially home-cooked meals. Normally, attorneys will bill clients for legal advice and services provided during lunch even if the client cooks and/or pays for the entire meal.

"This pasta attorney helped me get out of a DUI and all I did was make him some spaghetti!"

by pasta_attorney_client February 14, 2013

Pasta tubed

When you get so drunk you end up on a drive way throwing up whole pieces of pasta.

Elle was so pasta tubed last night!

by Deanyounger June 18, 2014

Pasta Burner

A somewhat derogatory term used to describe Ducati motorcycles, and all other motorcycles produced in Italy. It is a term based off of "Rice Burners", or what Japanese bikes were referred to as in the 1980's by riders of American motorcycles, particularly Harley Davidson bikes.

I was thinking about buying a pasta burner, but I can't afford the $3000 set of matching leathers.

by trickytophat September 19, 2014

Pasta boat

Filling a bathtub with steaming pasta and having intercourse with a gay Italian

The cleaning lady had a hard time drying out the bathtubs from last nights pasta boat.

by AronTheChairJacoby September 5, 2016

pastacat

A cat who loves to eat pasta.

"Garfield is such a pastacat."

by Handleman2121 February 26, 2017

Pasta bake

A foodstuff containing pasta, sauce, cheese, chicken and sometimes bacon.

e.g. Baddie I'm making some pasta bake, no I'm not wanking.

by cj49302 August 4, 2017