package teaser

When a man hits himself or is hit in the testicles but only suffers slight pain or injury as a result.

Nick: OMG! I just hit myself in the nuts!

Lucky: Ouch! Are you ok?

Nick: Yeah! It was just a package teaser!

by xxxSandmanxxx June 23, 2011

Packergasm

The feeling that is elicited when a player from the Green Bay Packers has a big play, the team wins, or something exciting happens in the game of football that benefits the Green Bay Packers.

"That 108 yard punt return by rookie Randall Cobb definitely gave me a Packergasm."

by ppppackerz September 9, 2011

packles

1. A person or persons who covets the possessions of other including but not restricted to: personal effects, personal phrases, personality traits, beverages, food, cigarettes, and marijuana, and makes amazingly bad passes at women.

2. A person that doesn't care about personal appearance, is amazingly lazy, and for an all intents and purposes is a bitch.

3. Packs of Elves.

I can't believe she packled all of my beer.

I can't believe he packled all my gange.

They just packled all of my shit.

Hey quit packling my stuff man.

Quit being packles, packles.

by jyesman November 29, 2011

pack a lipper

To dip, use smokeless tobacco, Skoal.

The bulge in the lip explains it.

"yo frank wanna pack a lipper?"
"sure"

by Meech June 10, 2005

Mexican Sports Pack

Types of upgrades done to full-size trucks that include: ugly body kits, swivel seats, chrome roll-bars, deep dish wheels, brush guards, chrome rocker panel guards, girly mudflaps with chrome accents, huge window visor, tires with white lettering, chrome fender trims, chrome edge protectors, dual bladed wiper blades, bull or lobo painted on the door or tailgate, Raiders, Cowboys stickers or license plate frames. When a Mexican gets five or more of these upgrades on his or her truck it’s got the Mexican Sports Pack option.

Did you see that truck with the Mexican Sports Pack at the auction? Yeah Hector the wholesaler is buying it for his used car lot in TJ.

by Hector the Mexican January 2, 2010

Gay Bay Fudge Packers

A term used by fans of the NFL's other 31 teams to refer to the Green Bay Packers.

Bears Fan: I really hate those Gay Bay Fudge Packers!
Vikings Fan: I know me too. If I see another cheesehead around here, i'm gonna kick his ass!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

packalander

a person who whistles at young girls knowing they will never get a date.

This guy just hit on me on the street, what a packalander

by Ansel A. September 26, 2008