popcorn teacher

A teacher who largely remains behind his desk on the computer until the supervisor walks in and then he "popcorns"(meaning he quickly gets off his desk and actually starts teaching).

Mr. Mckintyre is a popcorn teacher.

by Wise Administrator September 30, 2017

popcorn comedian

Person who tries to be funny during a movie, but eventually just becomes annoying.

"Man, the movie was great except someone asshole was trying to be a popcorn comedian the whole time."

by PMorty February 18, 2018

popcorn gangster

A soft wannabe gangster who pops off about dumb stuff but can't back up his talk. Mostly done online or in text messages.

This man in the group chat tryin to be a popcorn gangster again.

by Slim Shady 2.0 December 14, 2022

Popcorn footing

When you get a horse hoof in your ass. Getting fucked in the ass by a horses hoof.

Getting a big foot up the ass as punishment.

Popcorn footing , my mom is going to popcorn foot me if she finds out I failed math class.

by The silly kid April 22, 2023

plastic popcorn

The slang term for cocaine. Predominantly used people in the movie industry.

I did so much plastic popcorn while working on the set of spongebob.

by Kampaine April 2, 2016

chewy popcorn

Chewy popcorn is the result of stuffing your balls in your partners asshole while cumming on them.

Tiffany said she didn't want to see me anymore after I gave her the ol' chewy popcorn. It was worth it.

by Big-O 2-Incher September 20, 2016

Colombian Popcorn

Popcorn that has been cummed on instead of buttered. Typically eaten by couples after sex, during a romantic movie

Lets make some Colombian popcorn then Netflix and chill

by peachplucker November 20, 2019