pooning mask

A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell

<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'

by Fanny Appleton May 22, 2006

poonshot

when a shot is put in a womans vag while doing a handstand, then the male/female takes the shot.

"Hey, wanna let me take a poonshot?"
"Oh, sure right after this bodyshot."

by emiliees July 24, 2009

Poofism

The religious belief in divine spontaneous creation ex nihilo via incantation. God spoke, and poof, there it was. Creationism.

Disproving evolution would not make poofism true.

by chrisnu April 13, 2010

Pooness

Female version of a "Poon". Known for maneating and severe promiscuous behaviour. Generally found in the North of the United Kingdom, the Pooness has been known to venture down South in an attempt to find fresh meat.

The Pooness

by WBarr November 6, 2010

poonitis

a physical fear of the woman's poon.

Joe burton has a bad case of poonitis. That stupid fuck.

by Nathan Locke April 24, 2003

Poonizzo

Poon tang, Poon, pussy, vagizzo

I need some poonizzo

by DuffStyle December 25, 2002

poonsies

the boobies of a woman or female animal (or over-weight male)

"i receieved some poonsy from a total stranger."
"shibby."

by cullen May 4, 2006