donut puncher

1. matt bower
2. a homosexual
3. ass pirate

Dont punch donuts you donut puncher

by pablo March 8, 2003

Hole Puncher

a homosexual male in prison

omar the character from the wire is a hole puncher.

by god is my judgement February 13, 2008

Cow puncher

"Cow puncher" most likely another word for "meat beater" which is a term used to represent masterbating.

In stranger things, Season 4 we hear Erica say this to Lucas. Since it was confirmed that there was a hard sock and a pic of Max under lucas' bed, the term makes sense.

"spill your guts, cow puncher."

by Urmomsfav0riteperson August 3, 2022

Poachers

A young man who pursues older women.

Poachers pray on the older & weaker animals.
Opposite of a `cougar`

by Elliemaeee December 27, 2011

dough puncher

One who pleasures themself

Insurance guys named Ben are dough punchers!

by Frank Tank April 29, 2006

couch poacher

the act of sitting with your legs spread and reaching over your groin and flipping your balls repeatedly

Dude! my mom almost caught me couch poaching the shit out of my balls.

bill down the street is such a couch poacher

by wtfmaaaaaaaaaan January 8, 2011

poacher

An elephant-killing bastard, ultimately brought to a bloody end by Dan the Nazi.

Dan the Nazi killed a poacher in our third comic strip about ourselves.

by Erik the Teary March 25, 2004