persian poker player

Figure of speech referring to a cheater of some sort. Said cheater needs not be of Persian ancestry of a poker player.

Honey, you slept with my best friend? you are SUCH a Persian poker player!

by White Bread January 8, 2006

Poker Night 2

What I should have bought instead of Hand Simulator

"I play Poker Night 2 for the banter, not the items."

by Officer Puncake July 21, 2018

Greasy Meat-Poker

To fuck the belly button of your partner. To insert the penis in the belly-button and have intercourse. Dubbed for its similarity to poking a roast-beef or chicken with a meat-thermometer or poker to see if it is tender.

Hugh Jass: Wow, you have an amazing girlfriend. I'd like to pull a Greasy Meat-Poker on her!
Wifebee Tier: Oh ya, Amerikan man, oh yeah. But only Ie kan.

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

liquor in the front, poker in the rear

cunnilingus followed by anal sex

I met this slut last night she said if I ate her pussy she would let me do her in the ass, so it was liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

liquor in the front, poker in the rear

1. Means there`s a bar, you can drink something and in the back is a poker room.
2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke her in the rear…"

At The L Word: Shane says: "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!" when Alice come into the room with her new boyfriend.

by strandhaeschen March 1, 2009

Poker - 15

A short haired (ginger) boy, who seems to think he owns the place... strolling round the place with his collar popped. His favourite phrase: "Oh my lord". he is famous for his crush on a little miss rynog (location - somewhere in the jungle). another point of major embarresment is when he was chosen last a chelsea football course. Happy days!

"Poker, can u leave, i cant sleep with you in this room, your giving of a glow."

"Rynog room is down the hall"
G...G...G...G-UNIT!

by mini waz April 28, 2005

purple-headed pussy poker

Slang - Amer. - penis (usually circumcised)

Guy #1: So then what?
Guy #2: So then I broke out my purple-headed pussy poker and hit that like a porn star

by StBill August 30, 2009