Joy Of Painting

(noun) A television show which is often watched by characters from www.homestarrunner.com. Although visitors to the website have never been able to view a full episode, it is clear that it is watched as cassettes of the show have appeared at various points in within the website. A silent clip of the show, however, can be viewed by hovering the cursor over one of the Joy Of Paintings cassettes in the Toons Menu. From this clip we can gather that it is presented by a bushy haired male, similar in physique to Marzipan, who appears to be teaching the viewer painting techniques.

The cassetes in the Toons menu, the VCR at the end of the Strongbad email "12:00".

by Bigfatnobody October 11, 2003

Painting The Shed

To skeet semen profusely all over a woman's vagina and then rub your dick up and down on it between her labia lips.

"Yea I was painting the shed last night and it was fucking awesome"

"Uh dude, yesterday I was painting the shed doggie style it was soo noice but then the girl fucking shit! And it like slid down. So I painted the shed brown. It was really gross at first but then it was like....sorta like cool."

by Meg Roan November 1, 2007

Ponting

A Ponting is a hoe ass nigga whom is usually extremely annoying and have small penises.

Bro Ponting is so skinny. Even Fumi can bench-press him. Talk about "Skineras"

by SimplyFrangzClaw21 November 12, 2019

Painting the tree

An act of oral sex.

The tongue duplicates the motions of a paint brush (up and down strokes) 'painting' the penis or 'tree'.

Man that bitch got on with Painting the tree last night, got me so hard.

by techieman June 26, 2009

painting the town in peas and carrots

to drunkenly vomit in public.

Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

Taint painting

When a woman rides your face while shes on her period and the other person comes up with red wings

A bloody face can be a result of taint painting.

by Hunybunz June 10, 2018

printing the titanium jawbone

An unusual sex-act in the course of which a replacement titanium jawbone is created by scans of the original and a specialised 3D printer, presumably followed by orgasm at the sheer coolness and niceness of it all.

I want to ask her over to my place to see if I could get her to try printing the titanium jawbone with me.

by LIES January 11, 2013