by Koontay April 2, 2009
Get the Poder Bear mug.an Indian that runs very fast and is defiantly Indian, not those hybrids, where they could be Filipino or they could just be tan
Non-Indian Dude 1:So I was scopin' poon and you should have seen Abajajabababa run
Non-Indian Dude 2: Defiantly a pooner schooner
Non-Indian Dude 2: Defiantly a pooner schooner
by eddie house May 15, 2009
Get the pooner schooner mug.by theoneinthedark May 20, 2010
Get the Poner mug.A purchase made after extended deliberation. The opposite of an impulse buy. Usually performed by a male.
Bill: New John Deere there Bob?
Bob: Yeah, just got it today. Have been push mowing this yard for 5 years, thinking about a way to afford the big green machine. Was looking like the ponderpurchase that wasn't going to happen but then old Uncle Frank finally kicked off and sent us a stipend.
Bob: Yeah, just got it today. Have been push mowing this yard for 5 years, thinking about a way to afford the big green machine. Was looking like the ponderpurchase that wasn't going to happen but then old Uncle Frank finally kicked off and sent us a stipend.
by SwatchDog August 14, 2010
Get the ponderpurchase mug.A pooner is known as a saggy vagina.
by tori has a nice pooner! July 4, 2011
Get the Pooner mug.When a person looks for or tries to get noticed by a "Sexy" man named Poyner (or in other cases just a"sexy" guy).
This might be achieved if one runs around town scantily clad. Or following said man around constantly.
This might be achieved if one runs around town scantily clad. Or following said man around constantly.
"Hey dude Lorna is Poynering again"
"LOL you know he shaves his legs"
OR
"Hey bro those chicks are totally Poynering you"
"GNARLY"
"LOL you know he shaves his legs"
OR
"Hey bro those chicks are totally Poynering you"
"GNARLY"
by Camroc Joy January 2, 2012
Get the Poynering mug.1. The act of producing a piece of music - particularly a vocal rap - of which upon listening, innocent civilians have no choice but to commit suicide.
2. When a person (or persons) dance around on a deserted rooftop on their own at dawn or dusk in New York, doing a rap that was clearly written by a three year old child trying to impress his friends in the playground at school, then stolen by Mike Posner.
2. When a person (or persons) dance around on a deserted rooftop on their own at dawn or dusk in New York, doing a rap that was clearly written by a three year old child trying to impress his friends in the playground at school, then stolen by Mike Posner.
Teen 1: 'hey man, have you heard this Posnering new song? It's a total Posner!'
Teen 2: 'Oh Jesus, that is the worst thing I have ever heard. I just puked blood. I'm going to go and slit my throat.'
Teen 2: 'Oh Jesus, that is the worst thing I have ever heard. I just puked blood. I'm going to go and slit my throat.'
by Jack1234567890 May 21, 2013
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