Plompeldag

The mutated version of a normally happy go-lucky editor of Urban Dictionary. The mutation is caused by something maddening and annoying happening WHILE he is editing UD words. For example, eating pizza and accidentally getting grease all over his keyboard.

Nick: "AGHHH!!"
Tom: Holy shit he just got grase all over his keyboard!
Ben: HE'S TURNING INTO A PLOMPELDAG!! RUNN!!!!"

by DriftingNick April 7, 2010

Ploof

A way to stimulate one's nipple during sex.

You like the way I ploof your nipples

by Coochie master pro tips December 8, 2020

plook

A lazy, ugly person that does something to annoy you.

Luis: Hey, I was on the computer.
Anne: Sorry, Luis, but you went to the bathroom and now I'm on it.
Luis: You're such a plook.

by Hilda and Macaroni Onions September 21, 2005

Plook

A person who gets a sexual thrill from taking a dump.

Oh my god! I heard that bobby was a plook, damn he has no life!

by Asian inductee April 1, 2010

Ploomer

A word used to make fun and or annoy someone, such as Jeffrey, if you are pissed that they are beating you in COD. A ploomer is a dimwitted or annoying person, or someone who is generally getting on your nerves for whatever reason.

Guy 1: Ohhh take that! I just got a care package in cod!!
Guy 2: Wow... your such a PLOOMER!

Guy 1: *Knocks on door*.
Guy 2: *Opens door*
Guy 1: Hey, PLOOOMER!

by Zingbuh July 23, 2010

Ploof

To pop or burst your scrotum.

I ploofed my bouncy balls.

by MyWordIsLAW January 30, 2015

plooming

A meeting where you combine planning and grooming

We have plooming at 13:00 in the sky lounge

by eebroc May 22, 2019