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Electrifying Pistachio

Performed when a woman sticks a pistachio up her vagina and uses a vibrator to heat it up to a crispy state.
My girlfriend made me a whole bowl of electrifying pistachios the other night.
by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018
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Social Pisstancing

When a pub closes urinals so no two pissers are next to each other. Not only is it a great way to slow the spread but it means no one can perv at your private parts while your enjoying a comfort break.
Social Pisstancing at its finest!
by Dennis Dusseldorf July 23, 2020
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The pistachio effect

When you have a tasty pistachio and have another one and are disappointed because it's not as tasty!!!!!
That's so good I'd better not have another, that's the Pistachio effect!!!
by Theoriginalsausagefingers November 30, 2021
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Vanilla Pigtail

When a man pulls out his penis from the vagina or anus after climaxing, he swirls a curly q of excess sperm at the point of entry, resembling the top of a vanilla ice cream swirl.
“Hey joe, I just get gave Susie Shallow Throat a vanilla pigtail in the locker room!”
by Milky toasty March 24, 2022
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Alyssa Pistachio

Alyssa Pistachio is an amazing person to encounter in one’s life. When you first see her, you’ll think she’s a quiet person. However, when talking to her off guard, you’ll find out a lot of similarities with her and become friends. Later on in a couple of months, you’ll talk to her more and more and become closer as friends. She’ll being you joy, happiness, and many more qualities in your life. She’s not only giving you qualities in life, but the purpose of having a genuine person in life. This is why Alyssa Pistachio is the best Alyssa to ever be encountered with!
by Your dad123;-8 April 20, 2023
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Taking the pistachio

Another way of saying "taking the piss" which means "are you serious?". This phrase came from the Irish television show, "Damo and Iver".
Friend: *does something stupid*
Me: Are you actually taking the pistachio?!
by Catherine Witch November 28, 2017
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