Noodle puffer

A gay man who prefers to perform fellatio on Asian men.

Now I know why Rich likes dim sum so much, he's a noodle puffer.

by Herbos, a prince July 5, 2008

Bullshit Pifer

The act of bullshitting more than should be allowed.

That dude right there, he's a real bullshit pifer!

by thewiseone069 February 24, 2010

Saunchy Piff

A saunchy piff is pretty much a dirty vagina or cunt.

Renee Zeabin is the definition of Saunchy Piff.

by Krotchpick July 12, 2010

Sniffle piffler

To accumulate a cold due to sniffing an old wet fanny,

E.g

Chelsea "I wish paddy would stop sneezing!"
Mathew "it's his own fault for sniffing an old otters pocket!"

Kid "mummy why is that mans nose red??"
Mum "don't look at him honey,he's a sniffle piffler"

by Piecemyster June 16, 2011

Albany Puffer

A marijuana cigarette smoked by a Southern Gentleman.

"Say there, Handley, would you like a toke from this Albany Puffer?" Said Kingsley.
"I'm your Huckleberry" replied Handley.

by Doc Halliday February 28, 2013

Screaming Pufferfish

Where you fuck a girl and her vagina squeezes your dick so hard that it gets swollen.

I'm gonna give you a screaming pufferfish!

by Chaese Baker June 10, 2016

sausage puffer

A flamboyantly gay coworker who won't stop talking about his sex life no matter how hard you beg

"The guy in the cubicle next to me is such a sausage puffer, I guess last night he had a romantically intimate experience with some dude named Darnell.

by WordsWillAlwaysHurt February 1, 2017