no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

pizza tumor

A large burned air bubble that sometimes forms in the crust of a pizza, rendering the slice that contains it significantly less appealing.

Customer: "I'd like a slice of cheese, please."
Sbarro employee: <Starts plating up the big bubbly piece>
Customer: "Not that one with the pizza tumor!"

by Rusty Camaro April 26, 2006

pizza the hut

Famed half man, half pizza.

"Apparently, the notorious gangster got locked in his stretched limo and ate himself to death."

by AlmightyDemonBob September 15, 2003

How to Out pizza the hut

First, find out the exact recipe of Pizza Hut pizza, make the pizza but about the size of a normal sized pizza that is much bigger than a Pizza Hut pizza, then lightly season the pizza with pepper and oregano.

Yo man let’s try to figure out How to Out pizza the Hut

by Anonymous Cheese Bag January 29, 2020

pizza

The food of the gods

Who's the idiot who ate the last slice of pizza?

by Mystic_Snowfang May 16, 2008

pizza burglary

The act of lining your purse or man-bag with tin foil and going to Cici's pizza place, and stealing pizza from the restaurant. often accomplished by charsimatic, young, and beatiful young women.

"hey sara, you can put your phone in your purse!"
"no i cant, it's filled with pizza!"
"but that's pizza burglary!"
"I know."
"that's not what emma would do!"

by Leon Elliot July 2, 2008

toilet pizza

Reversed roles of the Blumkin. Male performs fellatio on the female while she is defecating and/or on her menstrual cycle while on the toilet.

Rhonda's a freak. She asked me to try her toilet pizza. Thanks Match.com

by Toilet Pizza January 24, 2016