digital phire

a pulse of digital information bigger than the universe that eats any thing in its way and is FAT.

Oh shaps its digital phire its going to eat us.

by Steve (JSS) July 15, 2003

Yip-phile

An older man who likes, or dates younger women usually aged 18-20.

They are sometimes griefed due to the nature of what they like, despite the fact that they’re just young hearted individuals who just simply love to relive being a young adult.

I swear my dad is a total yip-phile. My mom is only 25 whiles he’s 50! I mean hey, some people just like younger girls, and he is a nice guy.

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 15, 2019

Philemon

An obnoxious human being that is obsessed with Tik-Tok and Peppa Pig. He doesn't know when to shut up.

You're being such a Philemon right now.

by xdpeppapig December 3, 2019

Philena

dumbshit; to describe someone who got kept down in any form of education for 3 years and over.

your stupid just like a philena.

by CHEABOIIIIIIII October 2, 2010

Elmo-phile

An adult puppeteer who has an exclusive sexual interest towards adolescent boys who are fans of Tickle-Me-Elmo.

Kevin Clash is an Elmo-phile.

by billthecat November 27, 2012

phiberoptiK

OMGz l33tz saucezor joo, cal-X (Xtreme)

bleh blah blph XTREME!

by you dong foo September 6, 2003

philterphile

one whose obsessive totalitarian tendencies leads them to advocate mandatory filtering of everyone else's Internet feed.

You, sir, are a philterphile!

by CalmerDiscourse January 13, 2008