pound the porcelain

To take a shit.

Linked to the kinetic force of your faeces striking the porcelain of the toilet.

I think I feel a grog bog coming on, I'm gunna go pound the porcelain.

by Bonesey July 19, 2010

textual sensory perception

The tendency to take your cell phone out of your pocket just as you are about to receive a text.

Hey, I don't have any mess-- Woah, I just got a text from Craig! I have textual sensory perception, man.

by Nuju September 15, 2010

Pressure Wash the Porcelain

Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.

Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.

by TANGO December 12, 2012

percent grade

A rise in elevation relative to forward distance.

Ex.: a rise of one meter in a forward distance of 100 meters is a 1% grade.

by Dennish May 22, 2005

Paint the Porcelain

An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.

Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!

by Raven3113 April 19, 2009

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A term often used by Minecraft youtubers at the beginning of their videos. The phrase climbed in popularity in late July 2020.

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by kastie1288thepro December 5, 2020

percolate

When your body convulses after an orgasm.

Benji was shaking extra hard after he percolated.

Come on baby, I'll make you percolate

by wildman February 25, 2005