Peruvian Barf Bag

A sexual act where the man is in a standing 69 position and opens the girls vagina, thereby puking into it. An optional punch to the groin can be made in order to turn it into a "Cuban Volcano".

I totally gave her a peruvian barf bag and turned it into a cuban volcano

by Pseudo111 July 15, 2010

Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick

An act of deception and great tactical nous. The victim, after having been stripped naked and rolled in butter, is stood infront of a very low beam, he then has a pair of very smelly, 3 week unwashed human testicles waved in his face. As said buttered naked victim reverses and bends to navigate under said low beam he unwittingly slots himself onto a ludicrously large freshly lubed dildo that has been stuck to the wall using a medievel glue like concotion of pigs semen and the matted hair from the crotch of a dead rabbit. As the victims buttocks hit the wall either side of the dildo and his eyes bulge wide in fear the perpetrator of this amusing parlour game waves his balls at the victim and shouts "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick".

Please note due to recent legislation the use of rabbits hair is seen as being rather unsporting and frankly in bad taste.

With fear in his eyes the freshly buttered Steve recoiled away from the stench perpetrating forth from the rancid balls of Ali. As the dildo slipped betwixt his cavernous sphincter his eyes bulged, the corners of his mouth showed a glimpse of a smile and he sighed a deep groan of pleasure before the neanderthal Ali waved his balls dramatically and shreiked "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick"!!!!!!!!!

by And then came the Flop September 13, 2007

Perv

a man that likes children but has been labeled by the mass media as a perverted creep.

Trent played with his niece on the playground until a group of women gave him dirty looks like he was a perv and he had to leave.

by kingofstone August 26, 2012

lesbian perv

A female who claims to not be a lesbian, but is often caught looking at other females in a sexual manner.

Cynthia: Molly, you are SUCH a lesbian!

Molly: I am not! I'm engaged to Dave!

Cynthia: True. Well, if you're not a lesbian, you're definitely a lesbian perv.

by suchimpulse August 5, 2008

Peruvian Plumpkin

A variation of a blumpkin that begins in a pumpkin patch. You and your girl go to find an appropriate pumpkin for your carving pleasure. Once you get a decent pumpkin you bring it home and begin to carve it out with your girl. The most important thing to remember is to eat all of the pumpkin seeds as you are carving, but you do not let your girl eat any (you can wash it down with some alcohol if you desire). After an hour of carving and eating seeds you should begin to get a feeling of uneasiness in your stomach. It is extremely important to carve a mouth in your pumpkin. You then must start to woo your girl and you two start going at it. Then she begins to take off your pants and you sit on the carved out pumpkin. She starts giving you head and you have to let your bowels free in the pumpkin (hence the blumpkin relation). Right before busting in your girls mouth you get up and bust into the pumpkins carved out mouth. Following that you finish it off by smashing the shit and cum full pumpkin on your girls head.

South: "What did you do last night?"
Me:"Yo man I had one hell of a night last night; me and my girl went to the pumpkin patch and we got shit nasty on a bag of wine and pumpkin seeds."
South: "How did it end?"
Me: "Like it always does man with a peruvian plumpkin!!"
South: "Damn man thats great, ever see Accepted?"

by BadAssBA December 13, 2008

perv

A compliment paid by a girl to someone she fancies.

Foxy lady:
Are you looking at my arse again?

Normal guy:
Yeah

Foxy lady:
You perv.

Normal guy:
Yeah

Foxy lady:
You know that I'm willing to pay you to shag me, don't you?

Normal guy:
Yeah

by isleofwightinsider December 9, 2008

Peruvian Hot Dog

A small dick, far below average size

Ashley: "Oh my god, I heard you hooked up with Greg last night!"
Breanne: "Yeah, but his dick is a Peruvian hot dog, it was barely 3 inches long."

by Iamtired543445 August 6, 2015