A man who’s as thicc as aunt Betty from the movie robots. He’s pretty stupid but that’s the pay that comes with having a phat ass. (His ass is white btw). He eats Funyuns and watched the office while FaceTiming his friend. He’s a simp and pimp at the same time. He portrays classic patrickness by sending you 8ball when you talk to him about something serious. For an uggo who attends a stem school he’s pretty cute. But he’s gay though so oh well
by Bigdicklover332 June 28, 2020
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by dickgrayson June 11, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. He is vary kind and sweet but some times he will throw a baseball at himself! He is one of the kindest people I know!
by Lilycat1128 May 19, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick, sometimes refered to a a true nigga or also commonly pronounced as man thot beats his meat vigorously causing severe friction damage. Sometimes he randomly nuts and the papa's milk runs down his leg, a Patrick commonly is very tall and handsome, but frequently touches women in the no no square but as a true gentleman, he always says no homo right after. Once in 2012 he visited Iran and stole all their oil and gave to US refinery's, he was paid twenty two million US dollars. He now places sanction's on irak and Iran oil production. Prefers the AK-47 over AR-15.
by Blackgirlsareloud@gmail.com May 8, 2019
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by Nikiminjaj May 15, 2018
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