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relationship pardon

Where, typically at the end of a relationship, one or usually both parties extend forgiveness for all bad acts performed during the course of the relationship.
Ex 1: You never apologized for x.
Ex 2: I didn't have to. It was covered under the relationship pardon.
by cogitheum@mac.com February 5, 2009
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Stunt Partner

A stunt partner is a colloquial term for friend with benefits.
A person who you engage in casual sex with.
Jill is single but she and Jack are stunt partners so I would wrap it.
by geniusxfox February 14, 2012
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Sam Parsons

A Sam Parsons is someone who digs up old photos and comments/likes them bringing embarressment to the other party. Also referred as Parsons Archaeology. Its considered to be a form of stalking and should be shunned.

Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).
"Sam why are you looking at pictures of me from 2009 you freak?"
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.
by Denby JT October 23, 2012
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nipple partners

two people who are classmates in biology. One female, One Male. Each bonded by nipple size, location, and hairiness. They never actually see each others nipples or have the desire to but have a general idea.
Hugo and Alex are nipples partners.

Alex does all the work while her nipple partners Hugo plays Tetris.

We are going to be nipples partners for life!!!!!!
by Billy Buck Black November 6, 2013
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The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.
by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015
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workout partner

Partner with whom one engages in a(n) exercise routine.
Greenie and Michael Irvin are workout partners.
by 43130 January 6, 2016
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Georgie Parsons

Very smexy dates alot of boys especially Joe's. Has blonde or brown hair and maybe blue eyes. Can trust wid owt. 💪👊
Sally:See that smexy girl
Me:Ye that's a Georgie Parsons
by Finn fuck July 26, 2019
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