Time Paradox

1: When the very flow of time colapses upon in itself due to a temporal incursion or "Time Travel" Noteworthy people who have gone backward in time would be...Well, that guy in Timecop....Shut up.
Anyhoo, don't go back in time, because you'll only crush a mosquito and destroy Berlin.

For more information on time paradoxes, Play TimeSplitters: Future Perfect. or watch a ST: Voyager episodes when it goes back in time...They have it down.

"What the hell, you're me!"
"Yeah, I knew you'd say that. Take this key, it's for that door. You won't make it through without it."
"If you couldn't make it through, who gave it to you?"
"I did"
"What?!"
"Just shut up, I gotta go and save us from a big snake"
Brain explosion

by Xel'Naga April 4, 2005

welcome to the black parade

The first (and best) single off of the album The Black Parade by a band called My Chemical Romance.Its about this paient who is about to die (he dies later on in the song..........he has cancer) When he dies he joins The Black Parade
best song ever!!!

Person 1:"Have you heard welcome to the black parade???"

Person :2 "yea is the best song in the world!!!"

Person 1 & 2: "Lets go to projekt revolution!!!!!!!"

by Lola ♥ September 20, 2007

Time Paradox

A gimmick that is quite popular amongst Metal Gear fans because the "Mission Failed" logo is actually "Time Paradox". In reality though, a time paradox is a contradiction of time. For example, take Metal Gear Solid 3's background. It's set in 1964. The main character's death, according to the storyline, would mean World War III. Thus, if he is killed, reality as we know it would suffer a time paradox because he wasn't supposed to die, and his death would mean the end of the world.....of course, we're still alive today.

Aw hell who am I kidding. This whole flow of time thing really confizzles me.

"Keep in mind though, it's just a game...^_^..."
-me

"Vietnam never happened. TIME PARADOX!"

by Dave November 19, 2004

The Black Parade

The well known album of My Chemical Romance. According to Gerard lead singer of the band and frontman. the black parade comes to the The Patient as death. but in reality its a band of diabolical penguins bent on conquering the world. The penguins are slowly drawing a plan against the band for stealing there gang name.

Penguin Leader: You will suffer the consequences you name stealer you.
Gerard: I beg to differ you insignificant penguin lady
Mikey: word
Gerard: did you just say word?
Mikey: uh no...WE ARE THE BLACK PARADE
Penguin Leader: enough. you shall wither and die
Ray: Oh my gosh look a penguin. come here penguin i love you ::chases penguin::
Penguin Leader: HELP ME!

by Panic! its a penguin November 26, 2006

Rupert's Paradox

You find yourself in a situation in which you must have sexual intercourse with two females separately. The catch is that their collective age must equal 20 years. Thus, if one was 12 years old, the other must be 8 years old. If one was 19 years old, the other must be 1 year old, and so on. What do you do?

Rupert's Paradox has baffled the minds of scholars for years.

"I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by how they respond to Rupert's Paradox."
-MLK

by Napkin Gladwell September 8, 2011

cock parade

A large group of males with no women present, walking around with nothing to do.

Jesus, look at Quinn and his friends. What a cock parade.

by Gregory June 15, 2004

Best Friend Paradox

When a woman decides to make a guy his best friend under one of these circumstances.

1. The guy likes her and she doesnt want to hurt his feelings. So she makes him her best friend as an effort to keep him from trying to sleep with her.

2. The woman and the dude are casual sex buddies.

Note: this only applies if the two are not actualy best friends.

Best Friend Paradox Version 1
Dude: I love you.
Chick: Awwww I love you too. You're my best friend.
Dude: Damn.

Version 2
Chick 2: Hey best friend. What are you doing tonight?
Dude 2: You.

by Kell Lee October 17, 2009